No Cover Free Beer.
I actually knew a band that wanted to rename themselves that. They should have been glad that it didn’t happen. The huge turnout for the first show may have devolved into a riot once the people understood they were going to be charged for that.
Villainous Stoats, feat. Tami
(resuming the alphabetical order)
(There was a comedy/folk band that was popular in Madison when I was in college there, named “Free Hot Lunch!” They played at Milwaukee’s Summerfest once, and apparently there were a bunch of senior citizens who showed up at their set (which happened to be at around noon), and were disappointed that it was some goofy band, and not an actual free hot lunch being served. 
)
(The Go-Gos chose their name for a similar reason IIRC).
In play:
Wayne Gretzky Bore My Love Child
X-Rated Bare Naked Ladies
(I don’t think Leftover Salmon ever had that problem.)
In play:
Yesterday’s Tunes
Zero Talent
All The Young Dudes Got Old
Bikini Overkill
Clamour For Reform
Dead End Dead Beats
Electric Jello Biafra
The Failures
Goopypants
Heaven’s Armadillos
Including the Stoats
Just Came In to Mention the Stoats, Too
Killing Me Softly With His Stoat
The Lefty Stoats
Mavis Holmsteen’s Amazing All-Stoat Bavarian Choir
Nestor Cronkite’s Turn-of-the-Century French Stoat Circus