Revenge of the Sith plot released

I was in Barnes and Nobles last night, and they were selling the children’s tie-in novelization for Revenge of the Sith. So, if anyone wants to know what the plot is going to be, go to B&N.

Does the plot reveal why Sidious can’t get good crown work? Does he just not care how he looks? How does he impress the ladies when he looks like a leper?

The Breath is bad with that one.

His dentist made the serious error of quipping, “May the floss be with you,” for which he was immediately executed.

I was at Borders yesterday and saw the new Revenge of the Sith Cross Sections book. In addition to the pretty pictures, it gave up a lot of the plot points as well.

Going out on a limb, I’d bet Amidala has a couple of kids near the end. Boy and a girl. Somehow they get separated. Just guessing.

I hear Anakin doesn’t die in the movie, even though it does seem close.

I thought Alec Guinness revealed the plot of Revenge of the Sith like 28 years ago. :dubious:

I keep thinking we’ll see a young boy named Han in the movie.

In a somewhat-related note, it seems like since the movie is so close to release, a lot of Star Wars stuff coming out is spoiling plot points of “Revenge of the Sith”. Including the Star Wars Lego video game and the new “Talking Yoda” toy. The video game only gives a slight idea of what is going on in the movies but the Yoda toy happily tells the entire plot line of “Revenge of the Sith”.

I saw the novel in a Borders yesterday. I’m going to do my best to stay away from it, but I just know some idiot who thinks I read it is going to mess it all up for me.

Okay, but…correct me if I’m wrong, we already know the crucial points, right? Anakin becomes Darth, Amadala takes the kids and leaves, the Jedi are diminished, perhaps almost wiped out and Yoda goes to sulk and wait in a swamp.

Isn’t it all basically just a matter of seeing how it happens?

Oh, and Luke and Leia are separated to better protect them since they’re strong in the Force. Forgot that part. :smack:

Please tell me I’m not really that old :frowning: