Light Club
Disenchanted collectors of the schlockmeister painter/marketer Thomas “Master of Light” Kinkaid wage an underground anarchist war against the franchisers and, finally, Kinkaid himself.
Whom the Toll bells
Ingrid Berman introduces road pricing in Spain’s mountain passes
Jeremiah’s Johnson
A man goes into the mountains to touch himself.
Old Gellar
Buffy gets put down, the humane way.
The Magnificent Steven
Steve Gutenberg dispenses vigilante justice, with hilarious results.
Groundho G’day
An aerophobic Australian prostitute with an attitude problem learns a valuable life lesson by reliving the same day.
Moltergeist
An angry parakeet returns from the dead to terrorize his former family.
The Honey Pit
Shelley Long and Winnie the Pooh go in on a fixer-upper, with hilarious results.
Doogie Nights
Neil Patrick Harris stars as the precocious teen doctor with a difference.
Rastamon
During a rainstorm in 12th century Jamaica, a priest, a wigmaker and a bandit discuss the death of Haile Selassie and smoke ganja. At least that’s how I remember it.
The Manchu Wasn’t There
Fu Manchu hypnotises a barber into funding his drycleaning venture.
The Texas Chainsaw Massachusetts
George W., fed up with criticism from uppity Bostonians, cuts Massachusetts out of the Union. One word sums up this film: strategery!
The Sound of Muzak
Easy listening, live from Austria.
Back to the Suture
A surgeon travels back in time to tie up some loose ends.
The Hose Whisperer
Robert Redford heals a young girl and her gardening implements.
X Men Behaving Badly
Wacky times as three mutants try to live together.
Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine
See what Odo can morph into!
Cool Blade Runners
It’s Miami. 2019. Six, no , five, THERE ARE FIVE, Rastafarian replicants trying to enter the Olympics illegally.
Evil Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
A group of friends staying in a mountain cabin discover a detective novel…FROM HELL!!!
Ferris Bueller’s Independence Day Off
Fun loving teen and his friends take the day off from destroying a planet and eating it’s inhabitants. Hilarity ensues.
Minor Report
In the future, psychics will be able to foresee that the presentation you worked on for a month won’t make any difference. Managers will be sent to cancel your meeting in advance.
Panic Rum
Jodie Foster’s character keeps a closet full of booze for emergencies.
Cruel Runnings
The Jamaican S&M team struggles to be worthy to compete in the Winter "O"lympics.
Dye Hard
Disgruntled textile workers take over an office building.
For Whom The Bell Trolls
Revolutionaries fight to keep blogs and message boards from being overwhelmed by flames and spam.
The Trix
The Silly Rabbit discovers that he is an animated character in a simulation, and that he can break the rules of the system. He uses his superhuman abilities and martial arts skills to finally vanquish the kids who denied him cereal for all those years, only to find out that There Is No Spoon.
Sines
A preacher/mathematician discovers an alien plot in his son’s trigonometry textbook.
Hawkers
After their dotcom business fails, computer experts get jobs at a souvenir stand.
The Punicsher
A retired Roman Legionnaire becomes a vigilante after his wife and children are murdered.
The Story of O. Henry
A dramatic interpretation of the famous short story writer’s experiments with B&D.
First Bud
Vietnam veteran Rambo is arrested by a small-town sheriff, escaping into the woods after attacking several policemen. He escapes by setting fire to a marijuana field, causing his pursuers to lose interest in chasing him.
Ramen In Black
Flashy packaging causes you to forget that they are actually Dehydrated Argillian Slime Worms and to believe that they are ordinary ramen noodles.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi
A lovable purple gorilla struggles against attempts to destroy him.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragunov
A Soviet sniper kills martial artists from a distance.
Lord of the PINGs
A programmer finds the long-lost Token Ring of SySauron.
Resident Evel
Retired stuntman Evel Knievel’s fun-loving antics at a nursing home.
Spied Her, Man
Our hero develops the ability to climb walls after being bitten by a radioactive cockroach. He then uses this power for voyeurism.
Minor Report
In the future, psychics will be able to foresee that the presentation you worked on for a month won’t make any difference. Managers will be sent to cancel your meeting in advance.
Panic Rum
Jodie Foster’s character keeps a closet full of booze for emergencies.
Cruel Runnings
The Jamaican S&M team struggles to be worthy to compete in the Winter "O"lympics.
Dye Hard
Disgruntled textile workers take over an office building.
For Whom The Bell Trolls
Revolutionaries fight to keep blogs and message boards from being overwhelmed by flames and spam.
The Trix
The Silly Rabbit discovers that he is an animated character in a simulation, and that he can break the rules of the system. He uses his superhuman abilities and martial arts skills to finally vanquish the kids who denied him cereal for all those years, only to find out that There Is No Spoon.
Sines
A preacher/mathematician discovers an alien plot in his son’s trigonometry textbook.
Hawkers
After their dotcom business fails, computer experts get jobs at a souvenir stand.
The Punicsher
A retired Roman Legionnaire becomes a vigilante after his wife and children are murdered.
The Story of O. Henry
A dramatic interpretation of the famous short story writer’s experiments with B&D.
First Bud
Vietnam veteran Rambo is arrested by a small-town sheriff, escaping into the woods after attacking several policemen. He escapes by setting fire to a marijuana field, causing his pursuers to lose interest in chasing him.
Ramen In Black
Flashy packaging causes you to forget that they are actually Dehydrated Argillian Slime Worms and to believe that they are ordinary ramen noodles.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi
A lovable purple gorilla struggles against attempts to destroy him.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragunov
A Soviet sniper kills martial artists from a distance.
Lord of the PINGs
A programmer finds the long-lost Token Ring of SySauron.
Resident Evel
Retired stuntman Evel Knievel’s fun-loving antics at a nursing home.
Spied Her, Man
Our hero develops the ability to climb walls after being bitten by a radioactive cockroach. He then uses this power for voyeurism.
The Double Post Man
Kevin Costner is the last man on earth with a dial up Net connection resulting in unwanted extra posts. Pitting ensues. 
Enter the Dagon
Martial artist infilrates elder gods lair.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dagon
An elder god becomes a martail artist.
Or: Two martail artists vie for sword which summons elder god.
The Two Flowers
Another Andy Warhol movie.
The Two Tiffany Towers
Tiffany Towers stars as herself and her twin sister in this incest filled porn movie. The only porn movie ever to spend more than a thousand dollars for special effects
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The Two Towering Infernos
Movie about events on 9/11 starring Charleston Heston, directed by Irwin Allen.