TV too?
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CSI Love Lucy
Whacky redhead investigates gruesome murders in Las Vegas with her Cuban husband’s eternal rant, “Lucy, there’s gonna be some spleenin’ to do.”
The Fanny–Upper class Brit and lower class New Yorker argue over what part of the anatomy is represented by this word.
Kang of the Hill - Our favorite multitenacled alien moves to Arlen and goes into the propane and propane accessory business. Hilarity ensues.
Twenty-whore
I’ll let you figure out what Jack has to do in 24 hours.
Whose Liver is it Anyway?
Richard Dreyfus stars in this slapstick medical comedy, where a mix-up in the transplant theater leads to hilarious results!
The Sixth Sensimillia
Bruce Willis smokes so so many primo Jamaican spliffs that he thinks he’s dead - with hilarious results!
The Truth about Twats and Dogs
Janeane Garofalo’s pooch gets just a little too excited by Uma Thurman’s petting… with hilarious results!
Gone with the Wimp
Forsaking Rhet Butler’s macho attitude, Scarlett O’Hara runs off with Colin, an insurance salesman from Guildford.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cones - Obi-Wan and the Jedi must deal with a large construction project creating a traffic jam through the galaxy. Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroys guest-star.
Malltats - Jason Lee spends all day getting a tattoo at the mall.
Chasing Army - Ben Affleck is Holden McNeil, a mapmaker who falls in love with a lesbian while aiding the U.S. military.
Done in 60 Seconds - This one’s the porno.
-with hilarious results!
A Bish Called Wanda:
Documentary about a high church official with a secret cross dressing hobby.
**SMASHED[/b: ]The doctors at a field hospital during the Korean War cope with the horror and stress by remaining perpetually intoxicated.
NightRider: A courier working the third shift spends his lonely hours in the dark fantasizing that he’s a secret agent and hallucinates that his car talks to him.
The Gay-Team
Sort of a “Queer Eye for the Straight Criminal”.
Lil’ I Forever
Tragic tale about a dwarf who is duped into travelling from Russia to Sweden to perform at the Circus.
The Wizard of "Owww!s"
A gay S&M dungeonmaster in the Castro initiates a fresh-scrubbed straight girl from the midwest into the trade. Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Bretzel
Terry Gilliam’s master piece featuring Robert Deniro as renegade baker.
The world according to Warp
Geek philosophy.
The Fabulous Pecker Boys
Michelle Pfeiffer’s first porn …
Spend it like Beckham
A documentary about the financial situation of sports stars.
Glances at Wolves
Animal voyeurism.
Already a program on Sky One called that - guess what it’s about… Yup, it’s a documentary about the financial situation of David Beckham.
Wow!
Sheepless in Seattle
Meg Ryan loses her little lamb in the mean streets. Ewe’ll love it.
The Gizzard of Oz
Australian remake with Paul Hogan playing Dorothy. A complete turkey.
It’s a Wonderful Knife
Jack the Ripper revisits his past
The Time LaMachine
Using the parts from a first-generation food processor, an inventor makes a time machine that scrambles different historical epochs together. Hilarity ensues!
Start Making Sense
Documentary, centering around an interview/Q&A session at the Cooper Union in which David Byrne (former Talking Heads frontman) demystifies his more-cryptic lyrics and video imagery. Hilarity ensues!
The Matrix - revolting
The unsucessful sequel of a sucessful movie
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[li]Miracle Whip on 34th Street- Truck delivering jars of sandwich spread has accident and loses load. Hilarity ensues![/li][li]It’s a Wonder Bread Life- Documentary about local bakeries going out of business as people opt for mass-produced name-brand products.[/li][li]The Hound of the Baskin Robbins- A story about dogs who love ice cream.[/li][li]Battleship Earth- Aliens take over the earth by inserting red and white pegs into it (this couldn’t be any worse than the original, now could it?)[/li][/ul]
Star Trek: The Motionless Picture
Everyone sits around and complains about the pastel uniforms.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Caan
Upset at not being chosen to play the villian, James Caan goes on a rampage.
Star Trek III: The Search for Spot
When McCoy’s pooch goes missing, Kirk hijacks the Enterprise to go looking for it. Special guest star Christopher Lloyd is the Dog Catcher!
Star Trek IV: The Voyager Home
Rick Berman bumps his head and gets his franchises confused. William Shatner appears as the whale.
Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
Trek porn. 'Nuff said.
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered County
Fanboys pee themselves as Bruce Campbell stars as a bounty hunter seeking revenge on the Federation crew that killed his pa.
Star Trek: Generations X
Them uppity punk kids steal the Enterprise for a joyride of galactic proportions.
Star Trek: Fist Contact
More Trek porn featuring a guest appearance by Goatse.
Star Trek: Resurrection
Data is killed and is reborn as the savior of a colony of really stupid people.
Star Trek: Nimoyses
Spock battles his clone and kills the franchise.
Evitamin–Rags-to-riches musical about a poor Argentinia girl who becomes rich by selling nutritional supplements and later gives birth to Jesus.