Ridiculous misinterpretations you've made

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

There used to be a store on my bus route back from work called “The Wide World of Hobbies”. My brain kept wanting to read it as “The World of Wide Hobbits”.
There’s a salon a little further down the route called Bobo’s. A couple times I saw that as “Boobs”.

[Sangahyando]

@Shoeless

We had a similar one in the neighborhood where I grew up: “Slow Deaf Child”. Aww, poor kid.

@TBG

There was one in my grandparents old neighborhood, but it was less misinterpretable, more like a simple “DEAF CHILD IN AREA”. If that kid’s still around he/she must be in his 40’s by now.

Quoting from Lynn Truss’s book on punctuation, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: “…many, many people do not [know how to use apostrophes correctly]. Why else would they open a large play area for children, hang up a sign saying “Giant Kid’s Playground”, and then wonder why everyone stays away from it? (Answer: everyone is scared of the Giant Kid.)”

[cwthree]

@RivkahChaya

I didn’t make this one, but it’s too funny not to include. When I was in the ER once, the doctor told me that there was a case once of a guy who was seriously injured when a bobcat fell off the truck in front of him and crashed through his windshield. She was concerned about the bobcat, poor li’l kitty, and asked a couple of people if the bobcat was OK. Everyone was wondering why she cared about the bobcat, and she was thinking she was working with some very callous people, until someone told her about the company that makes compact building and excavating vehicles.

There’s the time a bush hog attacked a horse: Veterinarians Behaving Badly: Tangling with a bush hog

[campp]

A few years ago, I noticed Denny’s had a campaign to “Buy your spouse a dinner”.

Only problem was, the posters read “Buy your spouse a diner”.

I asked the waitress about it, and she just rolled her eyes. “Corporate…” was all she said, and I nodded knowingly.