Right Wing Idiocy - Poll: Majority of Republicans don't think Obama legitimately won 2008 election.

Fuck’s sake. Fine. You win. No right-winger has EVER intimated that ACORN stole the election, despite that meme being pretty much the only thing you’ll run across with the most rudimentary Google search on just the keyword ACORN alone, and none of the comments at Right-Wing Nut Heaven Free Republic count.

At least we’ll have Sarah as our president come 2012 and all will be right with the world.

OK, I guess if you keep saying the same things again and again they become true and relevant. Works for me …

Maybe your ignorant and partisan denials of evidence will become true and relevant?

You’re obviously too much of a coward to admit when you’ve been shown wrong.

OK, that works for me too. So everyone is happy.

Everyone except 52% of the Republican party who are gravely considering how to get their country back.

Christians and non-Christians alike take verses out of context all the freakin’ time, particularly when they reference a single verse. I see no reason to assume these people are doing otherwise.

The problem I do see is, barring Obama doing something incredibly stupid and illegal, thus getting himself impeached, the only other way to shorten his term of office would be if he died. And since most fundies don’t believe God can affect free will, the latter becomes the only interpretation. The verse implies they are wishing for the President’s death.

Or, more likely, are too stupid to figure out the implications. I mean, we’ve already established that they’re stupid, right?

But are they gathering too?
“Gathering and gravely considering” has well documented national security implications, while “posing an imminent grave gathering of consideration” does not.

Well, now, just second here! You left out the prospect of Obama being taken up to Heaven in a flaming chariot, in a targeted and speedy Rapturing!

(Hmmm, would that be a velociRapture? No, clearly not, forget I said that…)

Along those lines, he’s one of the leading choices at http://www.antichristwatch.net/ - along with William Shatner.

Wow, can they Rapture an individual? I thought it was kind of a group thing.

They have considerable doubt as to whether Obama would be admitted into Heaven under any circumstances. Gated community, you know…

Somebody has to clean the pools.

Well, there’s always grave-gathering-of-consideration-related-programs. Those GOTSTA be scary!

ETA: 'Specially if they’re imminent.

…and after that veloci-Rapture stinker, I know who I’m nominating for the chore.

Because they’re aren’t too few Republicans already, let’s formalize a litmus test to see who the truly faithful are. Yeesh.

I work with survey data all the time.

I deal with clients/people that have issues with 95%/96%/97% etc…thinking shouldn’t it be 100%?? My response is that about 5% of the population is mentally unstable enough that it affects their lives (no cite cuz I made it up :stuck_out_tongue: )…and these people are in your survey.

Once you get around 5%-ish…well…some people are just nuts.

Oh, sure, like you’re not as much a slut as the rest of us girls! We all know where you’ve been!