Ripped from the Monty Python sketch book

This, sir, is an ex-parrot!

::rides by dressed as a pantomime horse on a tandem bike::

:rolleyes: Well I thought that was a bit predictable.

Are you here to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blowjob?

The frogs are dewpicked, dipped in glucose, lovingly sealed in chocolate, and then garnished with lark’s vomit.

My brain hurts! >>THONK<<

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheese laden second hand electric donkey bottom biters!

And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

[cue music]

This is my wife Audrey.
She smells a bit but she’s got a heart o’ gold.

Ooooh! I’ve wet 'em!

This is largely as I predicted, except that the silly party won!

Camp it . . . UP!

Then it will have to come out!!

Roight! May we have your liver?