RO: Eight year old boy murdered and dismembered

[Enderw24]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Oh give me a break. Who would even regulate such a thing: The FDA? Health and Human Services? This should be left entirely up to municipalities to handle.

Will you two stop prattling on about these job killing regulations? The free market will determine these things

[Dallas_Jones]

I am outraged that this happened in the USA and no gun was used! New York City’s arcane gun laws probably forced this gruesome death upon the boy, instead of just being shot.

Then this wouldn’t even be news.

[FE3O4ENAIL]

@j666

It might also have the unintended deleterious effect of removing from the gene pool Major Evil Nutjobs (the current technical medical term) who can restrain their more horrific impulses or who are less capable of avoiding detection, leaving us with really evil, really clever, really hard to catch and/or prosecute Major Evil Nutjobs.

I must say we need to rid the world of M.E.N.
Hairy, smelly, loud, nasty brutes.

[mister_nyx]

All the jokes in this thread are just high-larious.

[carnivorousplant]

@mister_nyx

All the jokes in this thread are just high-larious.

A pun I do not understand.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@carnivorousplant

A pun I do not understand.

Are you high?

[j666]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Oh give me a break. Who would even regulate such a thing: The FDA? Health and Human Services? This should be left entirely up to municipalities to handle.

Don’t be ridiculous - the USDA.

I am going to hell for that.

@FE3O4ENAIL

I must say we need to rid the world of M.E.N.
Hairy, smelly, loud, nasty brutes.

I didn’t even notice I’d done that …

[carnivorousplant]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Are you high?

No, 5’ 3".

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@carnivorousplant

No, 5’ 3".

Well that answers that.

[Blackberry]

@Annie-Xmas

UPDATE: Just when I thought this story could not get any freakier, the murderer’s attorney states:

Inbreeding made my client do it

:eek::mad:

Wow, that is a really poorly-written article.

[carnivorousplant]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Well that answers that.

Well hell, it’s Christmas!

[Boyo_Jim]

I heard there was a war on Christmas, but I never imagined it was a cannibalistic one.

[Patch]

@Boyo_Jim

I heard there was a war on Christmas, but I never imagined it was a cannibalistic one.

I had a hunch when my mom put out a glass of milk and Soylent cookies for Santa.

[Miller]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Oh give me a break. Who would even regulate such a thing: The FDA? Health and Human Services? This should be left entirely up to municipalities to handle.

In this particular case, it seems best to leave it up to the Kosher certification boards.

[Darth_Panda]

@drewtwo99

I’ve had a few months to make up my mind, but I am still on the fence over the basic issues. Could you please give me your insights?

1. If a child must be kidnapped, murdered and butchered, for the greater good of society…
   a) Should the kidnapping be allowed in a vehicle, even if this violates loading/unloading laws?
   b) Should the state have a say in how slowly or quickly the child is murdered?
   c) To what extent should the state or federal government regulate the level of butchery?
   i) Should the butchering of the child be allowed to occur on public property?
   ii) Is simple limb dismemberment enough, or should the state also mandate digits and internal organs be separated from the body as well.
   iii) Should the federal government play a role in certifying and inspecting equipment to be used in the butchering of people, or should this be left up to the free market?
   d) If it is found to be immoral to kidnap, murder, and butcher a child, would it instead be acceptible to kidnap, murder and rape a child instead?

Thank you for your input in helping me figure out the finer details of this situation.

1. a) Yes, but not in a handicapped spot unless you looked really hard for another spot for at least 2 or 3 minutes
   b) Read the 10th Amendment.
   c) Well, not at all at first. Then, when we see some small infraction of the public good, we should go nuts and regulate the hell out of it, set up a new federal agency and make sure that you can’t do it without 2 years of paperwork. Once that happens, we can let lobbyists make some convincing arguments to exempt a few select groups from the requirements. Once that happens, we can re-regulate to close the tax gaps that the new exemptions created, and count that as deficit reduction.
   i) You can’t, like, own property man.
   ii) Dismembered? Is that like getting banned? I would think a mod note would be sufficient. Maybe a warning if they posted a link to pics without following the two-click rule.
   iii) Times are tough, we should probably force prisoners to do it. And, in this case, it might actually make sense.
   d) Only if pancakes are involved. And some really good syrup. Although I guess the syrup good apply to either case.

I must mention that I find your list to be highly inappropriate. You only have 1 item. One!!! You should have included 2) Hi, Opal; and 3) Heil Hitler.

[carnivorousplant]

@Miller

In this particular case, it seems best to leave it up to the Kosher certification boards.

About all they could do is certify it trief, and everyone already knows that. :rolleyes: