My very thought - Los Treces are going to go medieval on his ass for sure. My next thought was that I’m kind of okay with that. Sigh.
RO: LA elementary school teacher charged with committing lewd acts with 23 boys & girls ages 7 to 10
I’m afraid not. Those halcyon days ended in the late fifties. Then came the ‘sexual revolution’, so you can thank the liberal elites for this depravity. Not that they’ll ever admit it. You can bet this wouldn’t have happened if the teacher had the fine moral compass (oh and height too) of a member of the older generation, like that nice Mr. Sandusky everyone keeps talking about. Who’s very tall.
So, is that going to be a new SDMB law?
Starving Artist’s Law: the probability that the physics of child rape and/or Jerry Sandusky being mentioned in a thread increases with additional posts?
It would certainly save a lot of time to just say we’d been Starving Artist’ed.
Welcome to the SAMB! Fighting ignorance since 1963. Which is when it started.
This guy doesn’t sound so bad. He was making the kids cookies, for crying out loud. The way I see it, he probably just ran out of milk. As we all know, you gotta have milk with cookies! He then panicked and went with the next best thing. What’s the big, fat, hairy deal?
If you can’t joke about children being sexually abused, what can you joke about?
Yes, it is either laugh or run screaming down the street.
If your prisons are too crowded, please let him come to a Peruvian prison.
He’ll get the welcoming he so richly deserves.
A child rapist will get a good welcome in US prisons too. You really know you are fucked up when hard core criminals think your a piece of shit.
I’m just trying to imagine how that conversation went down.
My bar trivia team was called “My Other Game Involves A Blue Spoon”. No one really got it.
BUT WE WON!! 
Heaven help him if he’d eaten any peanuts in the last few days! That shit pisses school admins off.
:::Hijack::: Mine was “Michael Jackson and the Dixie Eight.”
No…the children run away from the screaming. Swift and silent as a shadow you must be.
I see what you did there
Maybe he was telling them “service guarentees citizenship”
Got room in that handbasket heading for hell…
Yikes!:eek:
Bugger small children, Yoda does not. Penetrated by the Force, they were.
Because its physically impossible for a 6’3" man to anally penetrate a 10-year-old boy while they’re both standing up.
It sure sucks to be tall.
Yeah, especially if you’re 10.