I just saw (on The Daily Show) Pat Robertson attributing Ariel Sharon’s latest stroke on his decison to pull out of the Gaza Strip and “divide God’s land.”* (Stewart then showed a recent still pic of Sharon and riposed, “I’d put my money on age, fat and stress!”) sigh I have to wonder, is Robertson even worth Pitting any more? Come to think of it, why did anybody ever listen to this fucktard in the first place?!
*BTW, Pat, since you’re such an expert on doctrine and theology – what land isn’t God’s?
He has gotten weirder and weirder as he has aged. Even the Republicans are keeping him at arm’s length.
I thought when he claimed he convinced God to spare his TV transmitter from a storm he left the reservation for parts unknown. He will be fun to watch dissolve in public over the next twenty years or so.
Every time Crazy Reverand Batshit gets some national press, I’m reminded of one of Sam Kinison’s observation about the man:
“Jesus didn’t have any shoes but He wants you to have a satellite?”
Once again, I apologize for my neighbor. We really try to keep him inside, but every now and then he slips out the door and into the world.
I’m torn. On the one hand, what has the world come to if Patshit Crazy Robertson isn’t worth pitting? On the other hand, it is getting a bit repetitious. Someone famous dies, or some natural disaster occurs, and Pat cries out “God’s Wrath!”
God told me to close this thread. He told me to tell you guys to post in the other thread on this topic instead. God likes a nice, neat forum. He’s also partial to meatball sandwiches. God is good people.