Rock stars that you think are hot but wouldn't bang and why

Gee, I think I’ll call up Springer’s producer and toss that out as a possible topic.

For me, it’s Mariah Carey.

I think she is quite beautiful and have fantasized about banging her a time or two, but if it came down to it, I would have to walk away.

Why???

Because I think she would be the worst fuck in the entertainment world. (Well, aside from Courtney Love, but that is about skankiness.)

Mariah just seems to exude that cold fish attitude to me. yeah, yeah I know she sure doesn’t seem that way in her videos, but if you go by videos then Britney Spears would have been gang-banged by half the teams in the NFL. (But that’s for another thread, NOT this one, thank you.

Mariah just seems like the type to just lie there and expect the guy to do all of the work.

Plus, she seems like she would get into a hissy fit if you got any bodily fluids on her.

I can just hear her voice: “Ewwwwwwww, I don’t wanna see it!! Turn off the light.”

Courtney Love is 2nd, for the aforementioned reason that she is a skank whore.

Err, the junior high school is back that way.

Star: Stevie Nicks (most of the time)
Why not: Don’t have a 2x4 to strap to my butt so I won’t fall in

Star: Lita Ford
Why not: She’d probably kick my ass

Star: Susanna Hoffs
Why not: Too high-school-queen-y in the above-mentioned Mariah Carey way

Hot and “wouldn’t bang” don’t belong in the same sentence.

I think fear of sexually transmitted disease is always a good reason.

Oh, and Mariah Carey, a rock star? It is to laugh.