I have been seeing a lot of other squirrels running around. Who else other than me and Talking Squirrel are here? Skwerl, you have some explaining to do.
HUGS!
Sqrl
I’ve always had this great fondness for squirrels… (wanted you to have at least ONE reply here!!)
When I was in college, our dorm floor nicknamed ourselves The Squirrels From Hell. We ruled.
(American University, Hughes Hall, 4th floor, ca. 1994)
sits in and smiles
You know…Falcons really LOVE rodents. 
Thank you so far.
BTW, isn’t montfort cheese? I know some rodents have a stereotypical fondness for cheese.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Hate to break in here, but I gotta do this.
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Falcon, ROFLMAO!!! That was hysterical.
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Falcon beat me to it, but:
Don’t mind me. Just a Katt back here checking out all these rodents.
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Really. Just ignore me.
Maybe, but that’s not where I got my name from. And, anyway, I was a Squirrel from Hell, so you really wouldn’t want a bite out of me, Sqrl.
Monfort reminds me: When I was in college, we used to call the campus security guards squirrels! As in, “run! It’s the squirrel!” “Squirrel partrol!” Etc.
Missy - thank you. Glad someone enjoyed it.
sits back, watching all the yummy rodents How long until dinner again?
Wow, isn’t it nice of them to provide a free buffet!
Well not a rodent per se. But, I’ve been known to take on various forms. Rodents being among them.
And now for something completely different…
Our dorm floor nickname and intra-mural football team name was the Wounded Rhinos. Nothing is meaner than a Wounded Rhino (except Ayesha, but we didn’t know about her). I had a goat skull that I found on my uncle’s farm and naturally took with me to college. We attached the goat skull to a table leg (which may explain my affinity for the Dead Chipmonk threads) and carried it aloft as we jogged onto the field, AC/DC’s TNT blaring from a boom box. The dead-goat-cranium-on-a-stick was stuck fimly in the ground as we circled around it for calisthenics. After warmups, DGCOAS was moved to his place of honor on the sidelines where he silently took in the game. Though not exactly a chick magnet, DGCOAS inspired us to the best won/lost record ever posted by a freshman team.
You will now be returned to your original thread, already in progress.
Hey, squirrels, you need me to chase all these damn pussycats out of here?
Sure thing, and while your at it, chase out all the carniverous birds. They drive me batty.
HUGS!
Sqrl
checks out ReservoirDog’s pic
Chase me ALL YOU WANT! 
Hey sqrl I dont think its too safe round here with the kats and falcons and stuff… you think we oughta… umm go?
Well, I really wanted to know who the Hell this Skwerl person is. Hmmm. It seems pretty safe now that you are here, Talking(attack)Squirrel. I know you can take down any bird of prey and cat with your agile ease.
Are there any other rodents out there? You know several months ago TS and I were talking about taking over the world. You never know, this could be our day.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Well, there’s that chipmunk running around, claiming he’s dead, gay, and running for president…
Alas, I am but a lowly dog, and you are a magnificent bird of prey. There is no way that I could possibly ever catch you.
But, so long as I’m here, I understand that squirrel meat tastes pretty good. Perhaps I could fashion a running mate for our presidential hopeful.