Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen?

[Champion_the_Drinker]

@MeanOldLady

All right, bro, here’s what you do. Get the bitches drunk, 'cause they really appreciate that kind of shit. Especially the 18 year old. She’ll be all, “Ur so cool cos you can buy liquor!” which will totally make her want to put your wang near her mouth. Then she’ll be all, “Hay, you want me to bring over some other teenage hot chix?” then you could, like, bang all of them. So then when you bang the fat chick, make sure you make it clear that you’ve noticed she’s fat. This will ruin her self esteem, and she’ll think you’re the only one who wants to fuck her, which means she’ll be really eager to fuck you.

Make sure you’re a prick to all the bitches, though, cos that totally makes them want your junk. Write this shit down, bro.

I don’t think I’m going to get the 18 year old drunk, as this is illegal and I’m a budding young professional who could get pwned by such a charge.

As for negging the fat chick, I assure you this is unnecessary. You can’t not notice that she’s fat.

@AClockworkMelon

It’s what we do best.

Hm, until you know what you’re most comfortable with, you should probably set up two days. One where they’re spread out and one where you just run a train. That way you’ve got some experience.