Yeah, but it’s no Dan Da Dan.
Going to add some of my favorite quotes from a day of hopescrolling.
I love the fall, when you can just sit and watch the states change colors.
Susan Collins tried to concede to Jackson via text but it kept autocorrecting to concerned.
The Ohio Senate result is a win for those with muscular brains and flabby asses. (Sorry Sherrod).
It’s time to rename the Gulf of America the Big Gay Lake of Mexico.
Roses are red. Everything else is blue
Meanwhile, in my state of Virginia (which is now fairly reliably blueish) we didn’t flip all the possible House seats but we did pass Constitutional Amendments guaranteeing abortion rights and the right to same sex marriage.
I have seen this captioned “My desire to build a new kind of politics built on love meets with my desire to deport Stephen Miller to North Korea”
“In a shocking political realignment, it appears the Everyone Gets a Puppy party has upset the previously dominant Everyone Gets Explosive Diarrhea party”.
McSweeney’s offers a sneak preview of Trump’s eventual statement on the midterms: