Fun fact: Lisān al-ghayb ‘tongue of the unseen’ was originally the sobriquet of the Persian poet Ḥāfiẓ.
As Claude Rains said to T.E. Lawrence: It is recognized that you have a funny sense of “fun”.
Holy shit, Laura Loomer is COMPLETELY losing it.
also, for the Christian nationalists:
Where was your God last night?
That’s what I thought.
They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel, but at the end of the day godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America.
Where was God last night?
Time for people to think about that.
Pretty sure God was partying with Talarico, babe.
Speaking of completely losing it:
The New Yorker texted Haley Stevens yesterday to ask for an interview and her reply was “Is this FBI?”
Seems par for the course for Loomer.
She had significant influence over national security appointments. Cool.
“Dad, why am I named Rose?”
“Your mother loves roses, dear”
“What about my name, Dad?”
“Well, let me tell you a story, Zohran Blexas Talafreako El-Sayed…”
Why? I assume Alaska requires 50%+1 for election, and without RCV they’d have to run another election. Once all the votes are in (I hear 15 days?), counting and recounting should be almost immediate.
Plus, RCV made the whole “2 Dan’s” thing even more stupid.
New sitcom based in Alaska:
My Two Dans
I’m working on casting right now.
Preach as he may, he will never convince Dylan of the ways of the Light Side.
From The Onion:
Yeah, Dylan had a leaning to the dark side at least for almost thirty years.
Well, sons of a bitch!
LOL. On the same page: “Abdul El-Sayed Makes History as First Physically Healthy U.S. Senator”
More schadenfreude:
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-best-maga-midterm-crashouts-ranked
From andy’s link, Alex Jones opined:
"I’m gonna say it right now: I think he’s a Democrat,” Jones said. “I have tried to salvage Trump. I haven’t been sure. I’ve invested so much. Maybe I was blind to it. I think Trump is the ultimate Democrat sleeper cell and he works for them — he was a Democrat before — and I’m gonna say it right now: I’m 100 percent at war with Trump, I’ve already been pissed at him. He’s not that retarded. He did this on purpose. That’s what I believe.”
The last time the big orange baby had a big loss, he locked himself up in Mara Lardo and refused to eat until Kevin McCarthy was summoned. Who wants to save him now?
Oh man I’m late to the party!!
I just wanted to tell Laurie Buckhout to take a hint and get the fuck out of North Carolina!!
(And take that old woman from your ad who was so concerned about “nekkit” men in women’s locker rooms with you.)
Can I keep him locked in a room and only feed him healthy vegan food, with a TV that only shows Randy Rainbow videos over and over?
I might consider it.