I miss Erma Bombeck too.
Looked her up, still don’t get the reference. This was funny:
He made the fries, but she had to reheat them with shredded cheese.
The burgers came from the microwave.
The gravy is very mysterious. She did not specify whether he was supposed to have made the gravy, but didn’t. It is also unclear if the gravy was meant for the burgers or the fries, or to be sipped from a mug.
I hope the OP comes back to clarify things, so we can determine just how rude her spouse actually is.
He ate the kids and the burger, without sharing with anyone? Yeah, that’s pretty inconsiderate.
It sounds like he finished cooking the kids, but it’s not clear if he ate them. Cooking food that then goes uneaten is at least wasteful, if not inconsiderate.
Vegetable-like? Do you know what a potato is?
Sounds like both of these people are just awesome at communicating.
It puts the gravy on the fries OR IT GETS THE HOSE!
Does the hose shoot gravy? Because I’d be cool with that.
Yeah, sure, it’s a tuber. You know, like the musical instrument.
I think it was inconsiderate but not rude.