What, are you too high-cultured to believe that?
How to attract cultured cows.
This thread is out to pasture. It has lost its poop.
And I have killed another thread!
A pretty Vealainous thing to do.
Are you a cow poker?
Cud you guys just stop it?
If the cows objected and the pornsters were injured, would paramedics wheel them out on a guernsey?
I’ve herd enough now.
I wouldn’t Holstein my breath about this ending.
It’s like I’m just spinning my veals.
The real question, was there foreplay, or did he just slap on some Kow-Y jelly and go at it?
At any rate, it was a low-steaks gambit.
Come on, I’m only ribeye ing you.
I thought it was more of a rump roast myself.
I wonder if one of the porn vids was called Strip Steak. Or maybe Luscious Loin. T-Boned? Hey, Look While I Boff This Cow?
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There was furplay. I herd the cow gave feliteio before penetration.
Just when I think this is gone it gets ground round back to the top of the page.
It herds so good.
And we ain’t dung yet.
Some people, like Michael & Reid, like movies, while others prefer live audiences.
On the plus side, it’s good to know that Marty Feldman was an eye organ donor.