Rule 34: Cows

Maybe we are dung. This thread has gone to the dogs.

Has anything like this happened before? Could be a case of deja moo.

We’ve long had zombie threads. This is different. This is an thread that won’t die, sucking our collective [del]blood [/del] creativity till we’re dry withered husks. It’s a vampire thread.

We should put a steak in it.

Threads of this quality are quite rare. Or at least medium rare.

Yeah, its one I could get behind.

Into its flank?

Great post, BTW

These two guys took their leather fetish to a whole new level.

The cow was into it. she was singing, “I felt the Earth moooooo-ve under my feet…”

I’ll never look at a container of La Vache Qui Rit (Laughing Cow) dairy products in the same way again. Thanks.

I think my brain just curdled.

A zombie thread is brittle leather, this is still soft and pliable.

It behooves me to say you guys are acting all jerky.

What’s your beef with us?

I just don’t like getting a bum steer.

Sometimes you just have to grab a live one by the horns and just ride it out - cowboy style.

Save a horse ride a cow[del]boy[/del].

Before this thread I never knew (in the biblical sense) a cow. Thanks Johnny L.A. is was a great run. Cows will never be the same.

Wait; you used this thread as inspiration; the film as a how-to documentary??? :eek:

It’s turned into a stampede.

Cool! The heifers are back!

How about a steer bum? :smiley:

“Quick! Stick on another cow!!!” ;D

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