Rule 34: Cows

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How about a steer bum? :smiley:
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I have a fever! And the only prescription is more cow butt!

It’s the Running of the Bull!

I guess they were taking it on the hoof.

I think it has, around 1981:

Ayrshire you got them all?

I veal sure he has.

Apparently this thread will keep going until the cows cum home…

After that one, I just want to hide.

He’s just Ribbing you. Just because you have a beef with him is no reason to get jerky.

This incident is a result of some beef that they had with their neighbors.

How dairy treat one of his cows this way! There is a lot at steak here, not just the ongoing beef with the neighbors. The veal shall be lifted on these two gentlemen.

That was posted over two weeks ago. OTUH*, you didn’t kill the thread.

This topic needs a stunbolt to the forehead.

  • “On the udder hand.”

Hay, I’m not the one talking about cows getting nailed…

Imagine…if the heifers are lactating, gives a bonus to the furplay. Warm milk!

No, we ain’t milked this thread, yet. And that ain’t no bull!

They should just sit down together and chew the fat awhile.

Do they have to cuddle first?

I feel certain they could curdle up and find some whey.

just think what the other inmates were saying after those guys said what they were in for. I can see people walking to the other side of the cell quietly.

“I’d make you my bitch, but I ain’t that horny.”

They were going to publish a cow porn magazine called “Rustler” in which to advertise their video cattleog.