Rule 34: Cows

All the cow pokes read it…

What are you in for?

I got me a some tail.

They were just cowed.

That damned herd mentality.

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Once you’ve done heifer you’ll neifer go back. And I woudnt steer you wrong, I’m quite accurate with that Elastrator;)

Um, look… the examination gloves one wears to (ahem) examine a cow extend to the examiner’s shoulder. I can’t imagine anything besides an arm or leg could make any sort of, um, impression, shall I say, on a cow.

Yeah, cows are used to dealing with a lot of bull.

They should be thankful they got busted. Or deal with this in the morning.

Or until Daddy cow got home.

Question. Has anyone actually seen cow porno?

Yes. It was made by Whore-mel.