That explains Dick Cheney walking around with a whip and a chair.
Bad idea, crayons can be sharpened.
No, he’s a lizard. Easily confused.
Although he refuses to admit it.
No, I’m pretty sure that was Snake Plisskin.
Thanks. I needed the laugh! 
The OP also refers to knock-knock jokes as “three-act plays.”
Here’s a thought: Maybe if the people in power realize they can’t manage wars, they’ll stop starting them!
PS - Rummy, you couldn’t manage War the card game, much less international armed conflict. Crawl back under your rock before we remember we can try you for war crimes.
Rummy showing his own military expertise: “I can’t tell you if the use of force in Iraq today would last five days, or five weeks, or five months, but it certainly isn’t going to last any longer than that.”
And, later:
“It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”
IOW, take more opportunities to shut the fuck up, you bungling traitor.
Dream headline now available: “RUMSFIELD COMPARES PRESIDENT TO APE!”
IMO, the best credentials that anyone could have would be that they never chose to call themselves “El Kabong”.
To my surprise, smirkingchimp.com is still active.
Speaking of Presidents and their resemblances.
Bullshit, Charlie. You didn’t read your own goddamned article. Go back to gargling whale sperm with the rest of the sea anemones; you’re not doing anyone any good on dry land.
OK, so you’re just another common-or-garden troll, then. Got it.
Have a nice, short stay here.
That much has been obvious since he got here.
Here’s how much your post sucked: I thought you were satirizing Rumsfeld and doing a terrible job of it. Looking back at some of your other posts I guess you actually thought you were scoring points on Obama, and you did a terrible job of that. That makes this one of the most incompetent threads I’ve ever seen here.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Get used to disappointment.
Gosh, The Princess Bride is just so damned quotable!
Especially national defense.
Since 1998, actually. Some guys are slow to catch on. Don’t tell him, it would just get all Valdemarian and stinky.
Simulations run at the Primate Research Institute indicate that Koko would have prioritized planning to seal Afghanistan’s borders even before committing aid to the Northern Alliance; and, he would have insisted on making it a multinational war with most if not all NATO members contributing some forces – but only on the understanding that they also would have to remain to participate in the postwar nation-building process (share the credit if it succeeds, share the blame if it fails); but at that point he would have been distracted by a dirty look from Bonzo and started flinging his feces.
I agree… it’s not like Rumsfeld came out of the Iraq War looking like someone who can manage a war either.