“It’s okay, Rushie. It happens to every guy. And you can’t help what you was born with, can you?”
“Ladies and gentlemen, mark my words. This— inaction— this utter incompetence, this willingness to excuse complete failure— this is exactly what we can expect from four years of a Democrat Congress under the so-called “leadership” of one Barack HUSSEIN Obama…”
“Yeah yeah, whatever you say, sugar. Money’s on the dresser? I got another date.”
Really, if you think about it… women probably are responsible for the shrinkage… Apparently women with low standards have been giving ‘minimally equipped’ men the chance to reproduce. But, even given that… it seems that no woman has been willing to bear the spawn of the needle-dicked-Limbaugh - so there is still hope.
Sorry, Rush – it’s the oxycontin abuse that left you with the limp noodle.
That’s probably what he was getting at. Evolution is only alluded to when expedient, I suppose.
There could be extraneous cultural variables too: perhaps men with smaller penises are more confident at whipping them out for researchers than they were 50 years ago. Even if the researchers smirk or give a look of pity, the dismembered can hold on to the fact that they’re not Rush Limbaugh.
Its testosterone poisoning. Scientific studies have been done, God alone knows where the funding came from, but they have been, and the variation in sizes is minimal. Normal is OK, normal that you can get up and keep up will make you a very popular fellow, even if only for one woman. What good is having the Hammer of Thor if its a Nerf? “Pitiful helpless giant”, in the words of Henry Kissinger, who would know.
We should just get out of the way and let the women run things, they can’t do any worse than we have, and we would be free to do what we do best, what the Goddess intended: running naked through the woods in packs, peeing on trees. Occasionally trapped for snoos-snoos, on a “catch and release” basis.
Tangentially, if smoking is cited as a factor - weren’t people smoking a hell of a lot more 50 years ago? Did they mean reduced smoking was leading to smaller dicks?
. . . Please tell me you’re making that up. That is too low even for Rush.
Most important question yet raised in the thread, by Og!
Boy to I hate when deer hunting season comes around!
In a woman ruled world, hunting will be limited to shoe sales. Works for me, I’ve never wanted to shoot anything that would prefer I didn’t.
Anything too small to do the job would shortly snerk get bred out of the gene-pool anyway. Likewise with anything too big; the process of conception is not meant to feel like the process of childbirth.
Ok, I’ll just be stealing this.
I notice you didn’t say, “Considering some of the porn I’ve come across…”
You must have missed it in this thread.
Maybe his head will finally explode when Obama wins reelection.
He’s an entertainer. He has much more material when a democrat is in office. He prays every night for Obama to win.
To Whom?
The goat.
NM
I hope you guys know Limbaugh just screwed you all over. Until this point we women were unaware we had this power. Now that we know all I can say is, just don’t piss us off.
Can we just shrink the dinks of certain guys, or do we have to do all the men at once? Because most men don’t really deserve shrinky dinks, but a few of them would be improved by it.