uhm NO
That’s right for just 1995k a year I’ll think about it.
Please don’t tell me 'cause it would be
Too Much Freakin Information
Hey! I have a patent on those words! First Napster and now this?! That’s right for just 19.95 I’ll sue your ass!
For just $19.95 I’ll tell you how you can reach me
** Well**,
For $19.95, he’ll take his SDMB, Inc. Copyrighted Double-headed, flesh-colored, strap-on Divining rod, which will hunt you down and molest you Like the dog that you are!
-Sam
I just got an email from Larrigan. He’s too shy to ask it here, but he wants one of those $19.95 fluorescent green vibrating butt plugs. That’s right, Paddy wants a butt plug.
Ok but only if this is going to hurt. A lot
I would expect nothing less from the leader of the SDMBSDM&B inc
I hope you guys don’t mind if I hang out in here for a while. I’m trying to avoid the “Goat Porn” thread and…
:eek:
*Underlining mine.
What the hell is the SDMBSDM&B inc? It’s the SDMB (Sadism, Dominance, Masochism, and Bondage) Inc. SDMB Inc. M’kay? 
So, Freak. What do you have that might interest a gal like me? (No, GaWd, not a cat suit which, BTW, I haven’t gotten yet.) I know! Do you have any French Maid outfits with strategically placed holes? 
I think I’m pretty interested in The Board too.
You haven’t gotten it yet?
Freak! I gotta talk to you boy!
-Sam
Coldy, just because you want the Strap-on Brander for $19.95
I need a little assistance placing an order.
I’m interested in something from your Nymphs-R-Us
Collection. It’s the “special offer” for $19.95 on Page 69 of your full color catalogue but I’m not real sure exactly what is included. Could you send me a list of contents?
I anxiously await your reply.
SIN (real name, different spelling)
Allow me to reiterate. It is not SDMBSDM&B Inc. It is SDMB Inc. (Sadism, Dominance, Masochism, and Bondage Inc. Only one set of SDMB!!) M’KAY?
Obfusciatrist and I will be bringing our set of floggers and spare sets of cuffs. So when are we headed to the Power Exchange, mmmm?
Leather lovers unite!!! All right, Freak!!!
Axtually Silver, here at SDMB Inc., we celebrate all different kinds of sexual practices. Including the dumb ones. But that’s just sick! You should be ashamed! I mean. a French Maid outfit?! ::shudder:: WAY too weird! However, we do have some munging clamps you might be interested in…
I’m sorry GaWd, but you did not pay the required 19.95 for shipping and handling. So instead we gave it to the Toys For Tots drop-off. Thank you for your charitable contribution.
Great prices Freek. Hmmm… let’s see, I’ll take 3 Dommes in a cat suit.
Damn you, Freak! You could have held on to it for a little while. Geez. Hopefully, GaWd will decide to get another. And since you don’t carry French Maid outfits, can I still have The Board?
Moe-
Three catsuits and three blow-up dommes on the way!
Silver- Sure, and for an extra 19.95 we’ll even beat you with it!