hello all. I’d just like to introduce myself.
I’m gonzo, and I’m new here. ill be poking around and hoping to have good conversation …
anything or anyone I should be looking out for?
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There’s a cranky old bastard called Cicero. Avoid him.
Some asshole called TriPolar is likely to fart in your thread.
Welcome!
Apparently there’s a giant squid you should be looking out for. They like to sic him on the newbies.
I slipped in unnoticed, and thus never saw him.
Don’t worry, the squid is on its way to YoSaf…
I may have said too much already.
Put Lobelia Overhill on User Ignore
Aww, he’s just a lil’ tiny thing!
Who’s a cutie-wootie widdle squid? Who is? Yes, you is!
At some point, you’ll need to know whether or not your wedding ring fits up your nose.
And while you’re bent over petting the decoy…
lmao. thanks for the warm welcome and warnings.
I’ll be on my toes 
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Didn’t we used to have a goat? And some kind of fruit basket?
That was before the last newcomer (Rest his soul) left the fruit basket where the goat could reach it.
Hello gonzo8402. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Well, I’m still waiting for my yogurt. What does it take to have a newbie spontaneously give me yogurt!!
-D/a
You should figure out how to turn THAT off for starters.
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Now I understand why Least Original User Name Ever keeps trying to get me to put my wedding ring up my nose.