Satan sells out !

Satan makes a deal.

With Reagan vanquishing the Evil Empire and all, Satan had all this excess inventory.

And don’t worry about other corporations, Union Carbide and Exxon have secret, foul smelling pool of evil that they will share. For a price.

OUR Satan selling Hell to Bill Gates?

I sure hope you gave him a Not-hot-enough-for-you? Warranty!
That guy won’t be crossed on a tepid netherworld, I wouldn’t imagine.

Ha!!! The somabitch is lying. He paid me a home-of alot more for evil than $2.7 billion. He also gave me the souls of all Microsoft employees and agreed to install Macintoshes in all the offices in Redmond. It was extra-evil anyway as I have lots more where that came from.