Satan: you are perfectly welcome to stay in Tennessee—at mt brother’s house.
Just go up to the door; knock; & when they answer it , say:" Lo! I am Satan! Prince of Evil! Prince of Foulness! Dark Lord Of The Netherworld! Your brother said I could stay here–you got any Frito’s, m’man?"
No problem!
Actually, I rent a room in somebody’s house–no room. But , I am willing to tawke a day off & play tour guide in Nashville. 72 hours notice in advance, please.
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
Well, when you stop in Assboink, Idaho your more than welcome to a room…
Actually Michelle’s offer sounds so lovely I’m tempted to road trip down there, its getting mighty cold and unfriendly here in the Windy City. Florida, vet techs, mini-Bourbon street, this just can’t be missed.
Satan, you’re more than welcome to crash at my place if you stop in Phoenix. I’m the only Doper that I know of here (unless you’d like to try to hook up with ARG220. Heh heh), but it’s a good stopping point between Houston and So. Cal, which are areas that seem to be Teeming with SD’ers.
I know it’s fairly close, so you might not need to spend the night, but you’ve got a place to crash up here in DC if you want it. Or hell, just stop by and I’ll play tour guide.
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
well satan, there has been talk about a doper gathering in San Fransisco soon, I believe people were talking about mid-late Dec, but perhaps we could reschedule for your arrival, that sounds cool to me. Also, you might want to post an email address, cyber cafes charge by time and that might be easier than surfing the MB.
FWIW, my advice is to burn 9/10 of your maps and plans and let yourself be seduced by the siren song of the open road. You may have to sacrifice comfort, convenience and efficiency for her uncertain caress, but the goddess of adventure will take you to places you’ll never find on a map.
Larry
Go Satan! If you’re going the I-40 route, I’m in north Mississippi, and you’re welcome to crash here. Can take you out to the crossroads in the Delta if you have any outstanding debts to collect too…
depending on my schedule, I may be in L.A. at that time… if so, you are MOST welcome to share the cave with me for as long as I am in town. Since I will be in the process of packing to move to CT while I am there, you may have to deal with pre-move chaos… but hey… being Satan (and working in the music biz) should have you fairly accustomed to chaotic surrroundings <G>.
Let me know an approximate time frame, mine (right now anyway) seems to be pretty flexible
ANDREA!! Any chance you can grace our table at Christmas again this year? (It was SO nice to have you there to put out the fire last year . . . .)
Dark Lord, you’re welcome at my holiday table in L.A. as well if you are in this area at that time. Warning: Children! (Boys, age 9, 11, 14 – Andrea – he’s bigger than you are now! ) We run a casual house, and have no plans for any other guests, at least at the moment.
Andrea, let me know when you need help packing/moving.
If a slight detour after your visit to Heidelberg, Germany is no problem, AND if you want to party in a town where introducing yourself by the name of Satan doesn’t even raise an eyebrow, I can only advise you one thing:
Point your car in the direction of Amsterdam and floor the damn thing !
You’re free to load at my place, and I’ll even do the dreaded red light district tourguide thing once more for yet another American/Australian/English/Pick-a-country tourist
I could put you up for the night. Also you could tour the ship. It’s not often the Lord of the Underworld can tour 4.5 acres of American sovreignty atop a nuclear-powered warship.
Melin… right now I don’t wanna even ATTEMPT a yes or no answer… everything is so up in the air re: work plans. I have a plane ticket I have to use by Dec 8, so I am flying to NAshville to get my truck/clear out the storage unit/etc. My trip to CA will probably be soon after that because (at this time) there isn’t any work lined up for me.
I will let you know.
::::sigh;;;;; bigger than me? God,I feel old.
Satan: Why stop at the east coast. Go to alaska! I did this with my wife before we were married and it was loads of fun. “Hey there is a glacier on the side of the road, lets go see it!” “Wow the farther we walk, the farther it seems to get!” “Wow, its raining now, brrr!” “Oh, we have to cross this 100 ft. rope bridge!”
Another peice of advice: When driving long distances in a car, it is harder to tell when you get hugrey or caffiene deprived. Keep yourself on a regular food/coffee schedule. And get out of the car and stretch your legs, go see a random landmark ever couple of hours.
If your heading through Utah you are more than welcome to stop and stay a night or two in my spare bedroom.
Depending on if and when you pass through, I can be tour guide and take you to some of the most awesome sites you will ever see, Bryce Canyon, Zions National Park, Moab, Canyonland, Lake Powell, and if you want to really head out, the Grand Canyon. All are beyond description, plus, it will put you close to Vegas - kinda-sorta.
Try a web search on these places, it may convince you.
If not, you can always just stop by and have a beer, a dip in my hot tub, and good nights sleep.
I would also second the Alaska suggestion. I have spent a lot of time in Alaska and it is wonderful!
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
) We run a casual house, and have no plans for any other guests, at least at the moment.