I just wanted to welcome Emofkuniv to the boards.
He’s been lurking for a while, and I finally convinced him to register.
I would advise you all to treat him with upmost caution, he is a very, very naughty boy, he bought me lots of beer yesterday which made my head sore today!
:dubious:
Be gentle with him, he’s old and grey and crooked and gets easily confused by this newfangeld technology thing.
But he’s kinda nice to have around, you know, like a pair of old comfy slippers.
How do you do?
Howdy Emofkuniv.
Welcome aboard.
Enjoy your stay!
Washte 
Evening!
Welcome. Y’all play nice now.
Haj
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
H’Lo. May I call you Emof?
Passes out Motrins to the crowd
Welcome to the board, Emofkuniv!!!
Tir Tinuviel lies! I am nothing like a pair of comfy slippers. More like a pair of favourite worn out boots, with the nails sticking annoyingly through into the soles of your feet, but only in one place just by your big toe… Am I rambling again? Oh well, get used to it, it’ll be happening a lot.
By the way, thank you for welcoming me so kindly…kinda makes me emotional…jeez…you guys are so nice…really…
Gee - you two make such an interesting pair…
Anyway, welcome Emofkuniv!
[sub]hows about a pronunciation hint or three?[/sub]
Happy,
My guess is Ee-moff-kuh-niv… to be honest even I don’t know.
I’m sure all will be revealed when I get down the pub later, and no doubt alcohol is a prerequist to pronouniation anyways…
Hey, maybe we could start one of those AMAZINGLY entertaining threads on “How do you pronounce/What does my username mean” :rolleyes: (I do, however, know what it means… very creative, heh).
Oh, and we aren’t that sort of pair… we were, but not any more, long story, just thought I’d clear that up. 
Emof, nah, I would say if you’re not slippers, then you gotta be a threadbare old rug. Old, and tatty, and full of dust, and the doggy pooped on you once or twice, but you know, you kinda tie the room together, so we haven’t chucked you out just yet… 