“Makes anything taste like Ketchup!”
Sugar for your savouries (diguised as tomatoes).
Beadalin, I love it! "As American as apple pie, only red. "
My tries:
It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Hamburger glue. (anyone else do this? I add the ketchup in between the bun, lettuce and meat to keep them from sliding off each other when I take a big bite.)
Shake, shake yer bootle (oohhh, bad)
Instant Ketchup, no crushing required!
Go Heinz or go home!
-tcat
Hamburger glue? Bwha!
Practice safe eating. Use a condiment.
Tomato: Easier to spell than potatoe.
Heinz: We’re Your Universal Doner.
Ketchup: Ain’t mayonaisse a bitch?
Ketchup: A nonpartisan condiment.
This would, of course, be the Dan Quayle Special Edition bottle.
And hey photopat, it feels marvelous. I’m still waiting on my bottle of jitterbug perfume, though.
Ketchup: better red than dead.
“AAUUGGGHHH! My children! My Children!”
Ketchup: It makes children be quiet.
Ketchup: Now with even more chemicals.
Pure food products from the phallus pickle people.
Ketchup: Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Imported from the island of France.
Y’know, I just realized that nobody has nominated this one:
“Ketchup: For The Good Times.”
That one could alternate with: “Good on Powdermilk Biscuits!”
Ketchup: You’re going to relish our flavor.
Ketchup: No greasy spoon should be without it.
Also available in impossible to open packets.
Ketchup: It’s what’s on dinner.
Ketchup: You want fries with that?
Ketchup (Discard if brown.)
Ketchup: When taste doesn’t matter.
Ketchup: Not just for ice cream anymore.
“Ketchup to be a spicy fish sauce, now it’s anything but.”
Ketchup: The newest member of the Justice League.
Ketchup: With natural AND artificial colors.
Ketchup: Also available in convenient single serving packages.
Thanks, Tomcat! This thread is cracking me up.
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*Originally posted by lieu *
**Ketchup: It makes children be quiet.
My 3 year old daughter will drink ketchup 'til she barfs. The little packets are history around her.
Ketchup: Makes kids eat anything!
Ketchup: the other red sauce.
Ketchup. It’s what you really want.
(Natural mellowing agents included to preserve your ketchup euphoria.)
Kethup: Put it on a hotdog…go to Hell.
Ketchup: goes well with lobster.
Ketchup: serve with fish OR chicken.
Perfect for playing with your food.
Salsa is for wimps.
We only make fancy ketchup.
Try it on carrot sticks (No, seriously).
The sit-com of condiments.
Perfect for when your neighbor can’t lend you a cup o’ sugar (or salt!).
Try it on clothes. It’s to dye for!
When blood is too precious.