Never heard of the latter two, but since the latter appear to be Wade-Giles, I doubt it.
Hey, that’s another one!
- Wade-Giles!
I do believe that would be marching band.
“Did yinz go dahn the new Jint Eggle on saside?”
Raises hand…SOTM, LTGTR, NFA, and WALSTIB
“Top one, nice one, get sorted” 
To my husband, Thanksgiving Day is a McDonald’s meal on a bus.
wompwompwompwompwoooooooooowowowowo wompwompwompwompwompwooooooooooooowowowowow
[Of course, it’s very hard to convert that sound to the text]
[Enter Princhester wearing string and cardboard pyjamas. Waits for doper applause. Not a sausage.]
Did you take the mufflers off your hog?
You’re a King of the Hill fan, and a trekkie (or, at least, you like Next Generation).
Mine: “We were near the bubble so I couldn’t push my double-gutter like I wanted to, and when I asked for a rabbit hunt the twit said no.”
“You never pick up a duck in a dungeon!”
“That FRB called On-On when he wasn’t on true trail, and the pack followed through knee-deep shiggy, only to run into a checkback. At least the RA awarded him the Hashit at circle. Oh, and the hares got down-downs for that as well.”
If you’re a traveling man, it takes “shibboleth” to get you in, sometimes. How old is your grandmother?
Brass pins, nickel silver bolsters, jigged bone, and a long-tailed C.
Munchkin!
So, he was out in the 420, but he went inside of the marker, so he had to do a 720, but he turned turtle, and that was that for the day.
- Fan of the tv show “The Prisoner”
That’d be The Goon Show, which predates most of the board members by about… ooh, 30 or 40 years. 
“Fins to the left”
“Once, for 20 minutes.” (Hey, I don’t get out much with other people anymore.)
“You are ri-donk-ulous.”
This is an old one, from something I don’t really like much anymore, but someone “in the know” knows the correct callback to “Through our bleeding…”
Different one: if you find it extremely funny when someone holds up an onion ring (at this point, even if they don’t say the appropriate line)
“Fins to the right!” Parrothead.
(More people should watch the Goon Show. It is good stuff.)
“Lips! Lips!”
Nah, it’s a music thing - particularly dubstep.
See:
Rusko - Jahova