A Hash House Harrier, perhaps?
“I’m sorry, he’s from Barcelona”
Buzzzzz.
That’s a fawlty quote. . . it’s “You’ll have to forgive him; he’s from Barcelona.”
Quoth E-Sabbath:
Is that snow and/or skateboarding?
Open mailbox
Get pamphlet
You are outside a white house.
Sorry, Chronos. You have the right element, but the wrong state.
There are probably a million variations, but one I’ve found universal:
Castles don’t have phones, asshole!.

- Svenska Limpa. British schoolkids strictly forbidden.
You are an old snopes poster. I suppose these could still be current, but they started many years ago when I used to hang out there. In fact I believe I was the first to respond to the British School Kids way back when. I believe TDN and Tengu were around there back then as well.
“Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!” SQUEEEE

“Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!” SQUEEEE
You have no idea what a two-headed fire breathing giant space hamster is good for. But you do know what a miniature space hamster is good for.

Koxinga:
- Svenska Limpa. British schoolkids strictly forbidden.
You are an old snopes poster. I suppose these could still be current, but they started many years ago when I used to hang out there. In fact I believe I was the first to respond to the British School Kids way back when. I believe TDN and Tengu were around there back then as well.
There you go! Somebody finally got one of mine . . .
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“Did yinz go dahn the new Jint Eggle on saside?”
Good Lord, yer from Pittsburgh.

Rhythmdvl:
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2. I’ll be seeing you
- Fan of the tv show “The Prisoner”
Bzzzzt, the Village farewell was just “Be seeing you”.
CMC fnord!

“Nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted.”
You like The X-Files.
- “I’m [age] and insane.”
- “Have no trust in translators.”
- “Shiny!”
- Using “prancing” in place of “fucking” (as profanity, not a verb).

Roderick_Femm:
Here are mine, all from the same universe:
Ying tong iddle high po (clue: not sure of spelling, I have only heard it said)
Needle noddle noo, to name but a few!
Mr. Eccles, please! We are not for one moment doubting your sincerity! It’s only your intelligence that’s in question.
You silly, twisted boy, you.
That’d be The Goon Show, which predates most of the board members by about… ooh, 30 or 40 years.
True, but to be fair I didn’t hear the original broadcasts. I got gooned by recordings, many of which are still available commercially.
Roddy

Koxinga:
- Svenska Limpa. British schoolkids strictly forbidden.
You are an old snopes poster. I suppose these could still be current, but they started many years ago when I used to hang out there. In fact I believe I was the first to respond to the British School Kids way back when. I believe TDN and Tengu were around there back then as well.
Duh, I can’t believe you guys missed shadows in space.
Tammi “not to mention carpet tiles” Terrell
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C’est formidable, exceptionnel, c’est excellent, sensationnel, c’est merveilleux, c’est magnifique…
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I SMELL BURNT TOAST!! or IS THIS NORMAL??!
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…6:30 in Newfoundland.