Say this, and those in the know immediately identify you as a member of/someone who _____

A Hash House Harrier, perhaps?

“I’m sorry, he’s from Barcelona”

Buzzzzz.

That’s a fawlty quote. . . it’s “You’ll have to forgive him; he’s from Barcelona.”

Quoth E-Sabbath:

Is that snow and/or skateboarding?

Open mailbox
Get pamphlet

You are outside a white house.

Sorry, Chronos. You have the right element, but the wrong state.

There are probably a million variations, but one I’ve found universal:
Castles don’t have phones, asshole!.

You are an old snopes poster. I suppose these could still be current, but they started many years ago when I used to hang out there. In fact I believe I was the first to respond to the British School Kids way back when. I believe TDN and Tengu were around there back then as well.

“Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!” SQUEEEE

You have no idea what a two-headed fire breathing giant space hamster is good for. But you do know what a miniature space hamster is good for.

There you go! Somebody finally got one of mine . . .

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Good Lord, yer from Pittsburgh.

Bzzzzt, the Village farewell was just “Be seeing you”.

CMC fnord!

You like The X-Files.

  1. “I’m [age] and insane.”
  2. “Have no trust in translators.”
  3. “Shiny!”
  4. Using “prancing” in place of “fucking” (as profanity, not a verb).

True, but to be fair I didn’t hear the original broadcasts. I got gooned by recordings, many of which are still available commercially.
Roddy

Duh, I can’t believe you guys missed shadows in space.

Tammi “not to mention carpet tiles” Terrell

  1. C’est formidable, exceptionnel, c’est excellent, sensationnel, c’est merveilleux, c’est magnifique…

  2. I SMELL BURNT TOAST!! or IS THIS NORMAL??!

  3. …6:30 in Newfoundland.