Scantily Clad Canadian Carcass Eater Freakout

It’s either a witches’ coven or hungry Canadians frustrated that they shut down breakfast service at the local Tim Horton’s.

At least they weren’t sky-clad…

A decade ago, I’d have assumed this was just a staged photo by someone trying to get their 15 minutes of fame.

Now, that’s in second place, behind the possibility that it’s AI-generated, by someone trying to get their 15 minutes of fame.

Very sad the headline writer overlooked the opportunity to describe them as “almost buck naked.”

Do’e!

Isn’t this about stoking fear of witches among the oppressed christian community?

Let’s not fawn over puns, no matter how deer they may be to us.

It appears that the US’s current bout of batshit insanity is contagious.

Isn’t the oppressed Christian community pretty much a roaring inferno of fear of witches? Why would it need stoking?

Has an actual video been posted anywhere?

Two things to bear in mind:

This is being reported by Fox News, so keep that in mind when assessing veracity.

It’s being reported as occurring “in Canada”, but it’s in BC, which indeed is technically Canada except that everyone there is stoned. :wink: I’ve been on a few business trips to Vancouver and I have not encountered so many la-la-land dwelling dreamy flower children since visiting San Francisco in the late 60s.

Why is cheese fantastic when melted over Italian food but disgusting on top of Chinese food? There is no answer to why, it’s just another mystery of the universe.

More disturbing news: Canadian bunny rabbits are cannibal meat eaters.

It’s probably just their parents telling them they won’t get dessert if they don’t eat their meat. How could they?

A lot of surprising photos seem to come out of Canada! Fox News may not be the most credible source. But BC stoners will eat anything. And venison may not even be the worst choice if you have recently had a meal at Timmy Hoho’s, although the coffee ain’t bad.

Apropos of nothing, I recently watched a few episodes of the first season of MASH. It reminded me I need to use the word “Finestkind” more often. But it doesn’t really apply to these pictures, nor Timmies.

The lady who recorded the images is supposedly named Corinea Stanhope. First off, no one is named Corinea. Second, you know what a Stanhope is, right?

Someone is.

My God you are right. The bean counters at Burger King have ruined Tim Horton’s. I tried a breakfast sandwich the other day, and it had the grossest piece of low-quality, greenish bacon I have ever seen. It was inedible. In hindsight, it would have been better if they made one of their usual errors and forgot to put it in the bag.

Waiting for the Timmy’s ‘Witch’s choice’ venison…

That’s just basic backstopping.

Harsh, man. Peace out, dawg.

Not to further disturb anyone’s worldview, but it ain’t just le lapin Canadien. Rabbits (and deer, cows, hippos, and many other nominal herbivores) will opportunistically scavenge carrion or even occasionally catch and eat live animals. The line between herbivore and omnivore is sometimes more about the food the critter is adapted to obtaining, rather than what they will eat.