Aren’t there groups that frown upon masterbation, even when you’re married?
Guess the lesson is if you fantacize about girls and bears, eventually you might commit the unspeakable, perpetrate the unthinkable and, - the Crime of crimes, the Horror of horrors!, - disclose an CIA agent identity. Harken, young 'uns!
Question to Freudians, in Libby’s lurid dreams is Valerie Plame a girl or a bear?
Doesn’t matter. It would only matter if she/it was holding a cigar.
Not error, PROFIT!
Texas still criminalizes the sale and possession of devices “designed and marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital organs.” No one is allowed to sell dildos or love dolls or inflatable sheep, and no one is allowed to possess more than six of them.
But this isn’t just a Republican thing! Ronnie Earle, the nutty D.A. that tried to prosecute Kay Bailey Hutchison and is trying to prosecute Tom DeLay, made a big deal out of enforcing this law in the nineties. He wanted to prosecute the clerks in stores that sold things like inflatable sheep and penis-shaped candles. Police raided at least one store that was selling such things and arrested (and allegedly tortured) the clerks, but I don’t know if they were ever convicted of anything.
Anyway, the prosecution of clerks from stores that sold penis-shaped soap is what inspired Americans For Purity to call for a law requiring all sausages, cucumbers and carrots to be sold pre-sliced.
We need to make sure Hal Briston never moves to Texas. (Oh, c’mon, you knew someone was going to say it)
Thank goodness we have Americans for Purity to help save us from ourselves.
It was in 17th-century Japan, or something like that, they had a law that daikon had to be sold pre-sliced to preserve the morals of females.