Scotsman having sex with bicycle...

What do you do when you’re finished using your bike? Lean it against a fence , of course :eek:

Say, I just had an idea:

Would you be able to deter bicycle thieves by letting them know that your bike was sexually active? A simple sticker like

Scotsman Tested. Scotsman Approved

might do wonders.

That song Bicycle Race by Queen is just totally ruined for me now.

If the fence in the picture was the lucky piece of metalwork in question, that dude has a GIGANTIC penis.