Scott Evil is hot
He’s on fire! He has smoldering good looks and an acid tongue – I’m burning up! The way he skewers “reality” TV shows over at PlanetSucks and stands up for what he believes in on this board really melts my butter – I knew he was something special the minute I followed his first wacky link. (It doesn’t hurt that he’s posted a number of flattering and fawning comments around this board, either – La publicite, LA PUBLICITE!) He’s absolutely fabulous and completely adorable. I heart Scott Evil!
Oh, Romeo. Wherefore art thou? And why, oh why, can’t we be geographically aligned? Life is such sweet sorrow. Oh, the humanity. Ah, l’amour. Toujours, l’amour. Be still my beating heart.