Scotty Mo, get your dumb ass down here....

Well I never called anyone a tool.

In fact I was trying my best to not insult others and get personal. I find it much easier to have a conversation when things are light-hearted.

Besides, I already admitted I’m probably in the wrong. What more do you want from me?

It bears mentioning that I was the one who called everyone tools, although I meant it in an affectionate way. I’ve already gone all the way through that whole stupid argument.

It makes me a solid, contributing, longtime member of the board who understands the rules and abides by them. It also makes me a decently intelligent woman who enjoys when people attempt to have clever and accurate dialog with one another around here. And while that is mostly a no-brainer, there is always a moron or two who feels the need to come around and talk nonsense with no consistency or source material to back him up. But I find the occasional game of cat and mouse amusing, so I suppose your presence is worth something, if only for that.

And go for it, honey. If you can pull even a marginally clever insult out of your ass I’ll be surprised. I’m betting all you’ve got is some sort of superficial jab that has no basis in reality, but please, attempt to prove me wrong.:stuck_out_tongue:

Damn it! My first post didn’t escape notice, darn. :o I realized my mistake shortly after posting it and I edited it but it looks like it was too late. :frowning:

Troll out the barrels…Troll out the barrels tonight…

It’s almost like Indygrrl is hoping for some kind of “law-abiding poster” award.

tips hat

Well done, sir (ETA: or madam!)

Sir, and your welcome. I think I cribbed most of that from Pterry though.

We should put Hindus in charge of the world. They seem pretty cool.

We should put cats in charge of the world.

Personally, I think that Scotty Mo’s original proposal did not go nearly far enough. The world would be a much better place if it were run entirely by really hot chicks.

It would make it more fun to watch the news, at the very least.

His premise is flawed in that war would be nonexistent if women ran the world. War would still be with us, but missiles would be shaped differently.

They already are, aren’t they? At least mine think so.

Ok. You win. You’re right, I’m wrong. You’re smart, I’m not. I’ll try not to make dumb posts in your forum anymore.

Maybe next time, a little less on the “whiny martyrdom” and a little more on the “actually learning from what people more steeped in the culture here tell you.”

I give that apology a 2.25/10.

No worries. We both had it coming to us. Just didn’t want Scotty to get what wasn’t coming to him.

Lol, no shit, although it is amusing to imagine anyone thinking of me as a law abiding ass-kisser. I’ve had my share of warnings around here, just like everyone else.

Good one.:smiley:

Well, I guess you could make that argument.

MY share of warnings appears to hover at around the “zero” mark…

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From time to time, I’ve had a conversation with people that turns to the nights I spent in jail during my hitch-hiking days. I get shocked looks; “You’ve been in jail?”. I respond, “Doesn’t everybody spend a night in jail sometime?” I get blank looks, kind of like the one you just gave.

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