With God’s help, I will.
I love that the first place suggested to leave the tract is “in a restroom.” Ah, yes. “I’m now sitting in a public restroom with your tract in front of me. In a few minutes, it will be behind me.”
I’m now humming Kinky Friedman’s “Men’s Room L.A.” About Kinky finding a picture of Jesus on the men’s room floor and then realizing “there was no paper on the roll.”
So tell me Jesus, what would you do
If you were me and I were you.
Take a chance, save your pants, or your immortal soul.
Jesus’s answer “So if you’re hung up on the pot, feel free to use my favorite shot.”
We should make an Anti Chick Tract… something that could be printed out and handed back to those who distribute tracts… something that addresses the lies that Chick tells, etc.
There was a thread about that idea in (I think)GD recently
Apparently Jack Chick has never heard of “littering”…
Littering is the least of his problems; I’m not sure that the Bible specifically warns against it, that is, however it does have a thing or two to say about telling the truth.
I’m not one to thump the Bible, but I’m finding at least one commandment violation in that “They’ll find 'em irresistable!” panel; Haw Haw Haw!