Well flybynight I really want some very horny Rhino sex but I’m not getting that am I? lol…
I really hope there are not video clips of an aggravted field mouse having sex… that is too too disturbing (esp as I just ate!!!)
Oh my God, now I’m thinking about it 
whooooooo hooooooooo
tag shudders
phouka, I first read your post as:
Needless to say, my initial reaction was :eek: :eek: :eek:
Am I the only one that thought that Bibliovore’s location:
Location: right behind you…
Was hysterical coupled (I know, snort, I slay myself…) with this gem:
“she was on all fours, begging me to take her anally for the first time”
Margo (with her sick sense of humor)
Now that you mention it, that is pretty funny. But, you’re gonna have to speak much louder, if you’re going to keep quoting that line; it tends to drown out everything else.
I was thinking it could be his sig line??
Margo (this is a hijack, I have some demands that need to be met…oh and they DO NOT involve me getting down on all fours…sorry Davebear…)
Ok, if this image actually disturbs you after everything else that’s been talked about…
you’ll love the image of me on all fours begging an aggravated field mouse to take me anally for the first time.
Whew. Ok, flyboy is checking out now…
Ohhhhhh you’re getting me all hot and bothered now :D:p
You’re in bigger trouble then I thought, if aggravated field mouse anal sex gets you excited.:eek: Quick! Somebody hose her down!
LOL … hey the aggravated field mouse was my date in the first place… flybynight ran off with him :eek: …
Nah… no hosing, unless its by a Rhino that is
Ok y’all. I think we’ve just about reached an all time low with the mouse.
Flybynight you leave that poor thing alone! Vermin are a poor, poor substitute for a woman!
Nobody even asked what the mouse thought about it all lol…
Won’t someone think of the mouse??? 
I’m trying to.
Flybynight! You bring that mouse back here!
Just say “No!” to hot rodent sex!
Now, hold on a minute here. I liked the mouse. We got along great - I think he really understood me. Besides, the whole thing was his idea. He wanted me to beg. Not that that’s any of your business. Hmmpf.
But you’ll be happy to hear I told him it wouldn’t work out after all. Our love wouldn’t be accepted by the jealous populace, and I just couldn’t bear the thought of the angry mobs trying to tear us apart… I had to end it all. So now I’m back to being single again. Thanks to my unaccepting friends. They say if you love something, you have to set it free. So I did. Now what do I do with all the emptiness that’s left? What do I do???
I predict we will all be banned for our horrible horrible hijacking of thread after thread. We are a disgrace.
I accept you. Just not the mouse.
Besides that, I’ve heard that mice make lousy lovers anyway. Too submissive.
That’s right, Branwen. You tell him! I think you should take him anally. Show him what a real woman is like. 
ROFLMAO! You are just TOO funny, today, Bran!
I’d offer some friendly comfort and reassurance to flybynight, but, well…under the current circumstances, he just might get the wrong impression.
We love ya’, buddy! But…from a distance, ya’ know?
Such a disappointment, Margo. I had such high hopes for your potential. Well, I’m sure Honey would be happy to oblige. For Rhino, that is.
Yeah, I hate that. Submissive and quiet (aha! I’m bringing this back on topic if it’s the last thing I do!!) is no good. He was, umm, under-endowed too (sorry mouse). No, I’ve only been with one “mousy” person before, and that wasn’t very exciting. Didn’t last long either. I want noises! Preferably sexy noises, of course… so you’re right, I don’t think I would have liked the mouse much in the end anyway. You guys know what’s best for me, apparently!