Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :)

:eek: Well, for the most part I don’t just go around taking men anally. I usually like a date or something first.:smiley:

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[Elvis]Why thank ya, thank ya vera much[/Elvis]

Ohhh, I hope no one has this mental image of me running around in a strap on just randomly poking guys in the ass.:eek:

LOL! Well, I didn’t, until you put it there! Umm…in my mind that is. :stuck_out_tongue:

Pssst…Flyboy…I think she’s hinting she wants you to be her Dom.

Well I can’t imagine the mouse was that loud anyways… I mean, in all that fun … who’d hear him squeaking his poor lungs out lol…

Anything for my Rhino… well pretty much anything… (there are a few things on the NOT to do list lol).

She screams (topicish there lol)…

That’s gotta be one of the most interesting short lists of all time. :wink:

Why have I never met a woman with that attitude? I guess they’re all taken. :frowning: I have that attitude but, unfortunately, what women always seem to want is for me to do the housework and not touch them.

Oh crap. Actually, I don’t do the anal thing.

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I submit to no man! I am woman, hear me roar!
Unless you’re real nice to me. Then I may submit a little.

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Ok, as long as it’s funny and not serious. I have no problem offering myself up for a laugh.:smiley:

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Nope. That’s on my short list of stuff I won’t do.

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Shush! You’re embarassing me.:smiley:

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True. But you keep calling me a mouse, and you’ll never see me submit.:stuck_out_tongue:

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I was going to call you a “party pooper”, but that just carries too many unpleasant images with it, under the circumstances.**[/qoute]
Groan

Um, just to clarify, that was groan, not moan.:stuck_out_tongue:

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Told you I wasn’t submissive. I’ve already got you obeying my wishes.:p:D

Aw, hell. I screwed up all that quote stuff.

Preview, Branwen, preview!

I’ll let ya’ in on a little secret. That’s not hard to do. :wink:

But, if we were really talking about D&S, it would be a different story. :slight_smile:

How’d I miss this one?

Of course I’m right. Would I steer you wrong? I could see from the start that the mouse just wasn’t right for you.:smiley:

You’re so easy. Are you cheap, too?:smiley:

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Oh? Do you disobey in order to be punished?:stuck_out_tongue:

Hmm. That’d be an interesting thread, IMO - what wouldn’t you do for your lover (bedroom wise)? I just had a long talk about that the other night with my now ex-gf (yes, strap-ons even played a role in the conversation :eek: )

Ok, I need to start posting more to regular, non-sex related threads. This is all starting to make me want things I just can’t have right now (not involving strap-ons, thank you very much), and that’s getting depressing! :mad:

That would be interesting. Sorry about the ex.

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I agree. It is depressing at times.

It happens, but between all the sex threads, and the stories of all the long distance relationships that have worked (but I’m not mad at you Rhino’sHoney, don’t worry!), it gets to be a bit much sometimes.

Actually, I’m just more annoyed that I didn’t run into the cute girl that was supposed to ask me about my injured arm :wink: That would have made everything better real fast! But alas, it was not to be tonight. Next time… I just have to tell myself I’m still young… I have plenty of time, right? right??? :slight_smile:

Of course you have plenty of time.:slight_smile: It’ll happen.

I’m loud and proud!
The neighbors know My Lords (Masters) name, and they have never met him.
Moaning, squirming, ohhing and ahhing, swearing, and begging. I also seem to pick that time to do alot of paising of the Gods as well.
Shoulder and neck bites (not hickies) do tend to keep it down a bit.
Not too much Irish in me but I do have the redish-blonde hair, green eyes and fair freckled complexion.
As for misbehaving to get a nice spanking? Who would do something like that?:wink:
In my thread about Dom/subs and punishments Lola sounds wicked evil. Her pet sounds very lucky!

Bah! Forget that. Why have I yet to meet a woman with this attitude?

Oh boy. I just can’t seem to stop referring to that line. It’s just so… bloody perfect (oh that’s just wrong) :smiley:

No worries, didn’t think ya were :slight_smile: .

Though I should point out that I feel my relationship is a work in progress as opposed to something that is finally completed… we are still long distance, still missing each other horribly but don’t know yet if our lives are going to be entwined forever (I hope so but nobody can say). Thats not me hedging my bets btw but we’ve been together long enough to know that we are great together now but have to go through the whole “real life” situation first too.

I don’t make assumptions about the future… at the moment we take it a day at a time. I do love and adore him (yes ADORE, its terribly un-PC for a woman to say that but I don’t care!)… and I do want a future with him… most definitely.

But our relationships is a journey, hopefully one that never ends and we go on finding out about each other until we are no more.

Now ON topic lol… I agree a thread about what ya won’t do would be good - but I’m sure people are sick to death of hearing seeing threads from me… flybynight? Ya don’t have to if you don’t want to btw… no worries.