Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :)

Holy cow! I go to bed early, one night, and the women get all uppity, and the guys get all maudlin. :confused:

I think Branwen got some kind of power rush from thinking about running around randomly poking guys in the butt with that strap-on. I think our shy little girl is coming out of her shell. Flyboy must really have had feelings for that mouse. And…STOP SAYING THAT! :wink:

Good thing Kricket came along to get things back on track.

Wow … I wake up and find my poor innocent thread hijacked right into a tree :slight_smile:

My eternal thanks to kricket for keeping on topic :slight_smile: Oh and with that sig line… I see smurfette in black leather with a whip.:eek:

So who’s starting the next thread for our little club?

Sure.

Plumping The Futon.

Uh huh.

You fell for that old chestnut???

:eek:

One can but imagine the dialogue…

Heh. :wink:

Cartooniverse

It was pretty damn perfect at the time, that’s for sure! :smiley: However, those days are gone and so is she. I only hope that the next young lady is screamer too, 'cause loud sex is pretty much what God made our pink bits for :smiley:

I apologize on behalf of all of us. We are truly a disgraceful bunch. I think it was mostly my fault though, for running with the innocent and brief field mouse comment. And that other comment, that I won’t repeat anymore. I just couldn’t help myself. I’m weak in these regards. Please forgive us!

is it my turn to start a thread? I’ve never started a thread before… I’m a little scared. What if it dies right away? What if no one likes it? What if no one likes me???

And Bibliovore, couldn’t agree more!

I agree with flybynight. It was his fault.:smiley:

But I’ll apologize, too.

I’m here, I’m here!!
tag can’t run because she’s a southern lady

I loved this! I’m still laughing…

dawlin’, I’ll be your first customer :wink: Don’t worry fly, whatever you start, I’ll ‘participate’ in it and make you feel all better. :cool:

Sigh…I feel a need to moan, but I need a reason…someday…

Awww flybynight (and branwen on preview) … I was just ribbing ya :slight_smile:

Ya’ll may be a disgraceful bunch but I’m happy to call ya my favorite disgraceful bunch o’ thread hijackin’ mouse lovin’ screamin’ bitin’ swallowin’ loonies :slight_smile: What would a thread be without ya?

Sure… start a thread… then we can all go there and hijack you too :slight_smile: We won’t let it die a disgraceful death… will we?!:confused:

Taking those in turn. Yes, it is. Don’t be. It won’t. You already have a built-in audience. We don’t like you, now, but we still talk to you. :wink:

So, get on with it! Just don’t title it Of Mice and Men. :smiley:

Oh, that’s just so tempting… :wink: If only it something to do with the topic. I think I’ll have to think of another thread topic sometime, just so I can use that title!

*You called sugah? What can I do for you to make it all better? C’mon now there dawlin’ don’t pout. I sho do like tamin’ an angry man * :wink:

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Hey! Stop with the child molesting stuff. He said he wasn’t a child, we can molest him all we want!:smiley:

Well, if he’s willing, that is.:wink:

Flybynight, we won’t let your thread die. Don’t worry.:slight_smile:

Ok, I’ll start it after lunch, when I’m too tired to do any work :slight_smile:

** Of Mice And Men**. I love you, man. I’m howling here.

Okay, okay fine. I apologize for participating in what may be the most enjoyable hijack of the week…

:wink:

So flybynight… to get semi on topic… is the mouse a screamer? I’d think he’d be more of an eeker… Just be wary of those teeth if he’s also a biter!

Yeah, definitely an eeker. That’s one of the reasons things really didn’t work out - I like my partners to be vocal and lively. He had the lively, twitchy, hyper part down real nice, but just couldn’t get the volume I so love to hear… there’s also something not too sexy about the high pitched squeaky thing. Definitely want someone more “throaty” and sensual… and preferably human and female :wink:

Why, thank you! You’re too kind. :slight_smile:

Sometimes, they squeal, as opposed to squeaking. I think that was the males, anyway. It’s hard to tell with such little creatures. Male bunnies definitely scream. Then they faint. Such wusses. :slight_smile:

Is that on topic?

You know, I helped hijack this thread, and never answered the original topic.

For shame.

Um, I make noise. How’s that?