Screamers Mafia

4d qd 2c.

gotcha, you twisted nice person.

6s

no help, yee haw

river, jh.

that’s mine.

Did you bring enough of what you’re smoking to share with the class?

sorry, db i do this all the time.

ok.

you and me kiddo.

no fraking way.

db ah 8c
pk qh 8s

dagnabbit.

well i still have a chance

flop

2d 2s 10d

don’t like the freakin" a

turnsky.

6c

no flackin help.

baby, gotta be a q or db wins this one.

river to come.

damnit, stamp my feet.

it’s the jc.

db wins with a pair of 2s and a kicker.

drat.

okie dokie.

db up 1, peek needs this one or shoot.

effin’ hell

pk 7c 4c
db 7h as

catch me a flush and we be real cool.

flop to come.

mother of og

not quite.

3c 5s 9c.

oh baby oh baby oh baby.

river me this gollum.

fucking bleeder.

10h.

ah well it’s gotta be a 4 or a c or db gets the fracking win.

now i know why i play mafia. ladies best friend. 8d. sparkly on the river.

ok, i owe you a beer the next time you are in san antonio. or whatever, you choose.

What the heck?

It appears he’s playing poker with himself. Luck be a lady tonight.

And not only is he playing poker with himself, but I won. Twice.

I’m willing to accept at this point that the majority is more likely to be right than wrong on this issue.

Unvote jpei

I’m tempted to throw my vote back on Chronos, but I wont. I thank BillMC for at least letting us know he has RL distractions - not all lurkers go that far - but with only 7 posts, and http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11617753#post11617753choosing this as a motivation to vote is not helpful.

Another Day 1 vote based on LtL, but at least toDay has an abundance of discussion to analyse.

Vote BillMC

me code good [/good coding]

Good evening poker fans,

I agree with those who have said that Jpei’s play, although anti-Town, seems more rookie than scum. On balance, I now tend to think that the nature of his power, by itself, doesn’t tell me much one way or the other.

I also think the case against BillMC is adequate by usual Day One standards, and I wouldn’t be sorry to see him swing. But I still think that Boozy is a better candidate, and I encourage everyone to look at him again.

First, for the weird switch over a two minute period from voting for Tom to[casting a “me too” vote based on Tom’s argument]](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11612859&postcount=507).

Then he has persisted in voting for a claimed Doc.

And now this weird unforced soft role-claim, which I honestly don’t know what the hell to think of…I can’t think of any motivation at all to do this, much less a pro-Town motivation.

So, ladies and gentlemen of the lynch mob, I urge you to cast your vote for Boozahol Squid, PI. He might even thank you…

because i can and the acid is kicking back in.