Hey, like Fierra says - “Once you’ve had Brit, you won’t want to quit”… 
No, I meant I wanted to see an anklet - ankle chain - piece of jewelry - on TM. Not leg shackles or anything like that. :eek:
I didn’t think of lathering you up with ice cream and going for the cherry!
Why would I need to chain Una? I’ve caught her already.
Fierra pauses as lurker whispers something in her ear…and blushes & looks thoughtful…and disappears to the ironmongers…
Oh-ho! That just means you’ll have to think of something else a little more… exotic. What’ll it be?
TP when you get to the office this morning…
Do not crawl under the desk…
Just go in the laides room - to the second booth from right.
I will have sneaked in during the night.
The door will be locked from inside in case someone else wants to take an early morning pee - you know I am there for only your service!!!
So, go like this:
knock…knock.knock…knock…koncok.knock…BANG!!
then I will know its you and open up for a great “good morning gratuiotus private party service demonstration”
I will have a pot od Irish coffee alond with the whipped cream…in casae we can’t use all the cream before settling down to relax!!!
What a way to welcome me to the new office building! I’ll be there in 35 minutes. Should I lock the main door to the restroom as I enter, and hang the “Out of Order” sign on the door?
Hmm…
It’s up to you.
Depends on how private you want to keep it.
Well, since I AM new to the office building and I don’t know how open minded the people here are, it might not be a bad idea. But if we can get a few of the Doper guys and gals to sneak in, we can have a regular old party in there…
I’ll put out the sign, leave the door unlocked. I wouldn’t want to stop whatever I was doing to go answer the door, after all!
By the way, all I got with me is a bucket of cream and a pot of Irish coffee.Anything else you want to use or consume…you might want to bring along!!
Oh, I dunno. I think you might have something else there that I want to consume…
Rule 1 in the book of “good morning gratuitous private party service” bible says:
I am all yours!!!
So…consume up, and party on:)
Now where should I start on this wonderful breakfast buffet? A little appetizer?
nibbles Watermelon Man’s ear
or go straight for the main course?
moves further down WM’s body with a smile
Hmmm…
I thought I was going to make a “private good mrning party” yo you…
But now you are making my day and I must find a way to thank you for it.
::thinks of the 100 different ways to please a woman with his tongue…and makes a list in his head::
[sub]by the way , I ain’t tellin’ ya…just feel the pleasures, and that’s all[/sub]
Oh, but the pleasure is mine. However, if you do insist, who am I to stop you. I certainly wouldn’t want to ruin anything by arguing with you!
This is certainly the most interesting “office party” I’ve ever had before. Happy Friday!
mmm!!
delicious coffee!!
Now you can start with a day of work, right?
mmm!
Actually, other than the brief tour of the facility, I’m off today. I really should…
It’s been how many hours that I’ve been in here?!!
I guess time really DOES fly when you’re having fun.
Do you have anywhere in particular that you need to be right now?