Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread)

Well.

I just clicked on your home page for the first time, TM. Very…well, yes. Very. (blushes)

Any pictures of you wearing an anklet? Wait - what -

(a sudden crash shatters the silence as Fierra beats Una over the head with a cricket bat…)

Oh you people, for shame, for shame!

[Wanders back into lurk mode, never to return…]

:stuck_out_tongue:

Miss Tequila that is the most inspiring butt shot I believe I have ever seen.

    Going English on us, Una? A cricket bat?

That anklet you’ll be wearing is going to be attached to Fierra’s bed…

I am hereby inspired!

:eyes rolling back in head:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Thanks, Tequila! What a way to greet the day! Remind me to do the equivalent favor for you sometime… :wink:

I have a cherry? Will wonders never…

Ohhhh! Mmmm… I think you…

I… uh…

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!

panting I think you hit the spot!

OK, TP, I see hopw you like it. Though what sundae is complete without nuts? Would you like nuts?

OK, TP, I see how you like it. Though what sundae is complete without nuts? Would you like nuts?

Can you add the nuts and put this ice cream on a stick?

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by TruePisces *
**

A stick? I can give you a pole....

[sub] Yo, Stan - come in here…oh, not that kind of Pole…[/sub]

The light of another day hits the room… I survey the carnage…

I guess this’ll show me to start a flirt thread (start a flirt thread and turns into an orgy…why don’t my RL parties do this?)…Carry on folks or have a mod lock it…I may pop in to flirt once in awhile, but I am really not into simulated sex. (Yeah yeah, last night I was drunk and tried to join in, I started this monster, I thought I should make the attempt to contribute)
I still retain the right to flirt in the proper forums though!

passes out condoms on her way out Play safe.

If you wanna play that way, I think I need to increase the amount of Irish in me… Any ideas on how I might be able to do that?

You know what?

Your posts should come with a label:

WARNING
May cause slight frustration.Should not be read in an office environment.

Hell, they are good!!!

blush I’m just trying to have a little fun. Don’t mean to cause anyone any discomfort. blush even redder

But you know something…

I’m writing them in an office environment, too! :wink:

::check under his desk…takes a peek under TruePisces’desk, and blushes a deeper green than TP herself::

At least you don’t have a visible reason to blush!!!

Did I tell you I belong to a whole different species?

[sub]hopes the joke can cover the huge embarrassment[/sub]

Wow, TP…there is a blown mind right here!!!

Man, we ran Tequila out of her own flirt thread by talking about sundaes…I didn’t think that was possible… :slight_smile:

Sorry if I offended anyone. Just having some fun.

That I didn’t think of it first.

Watermelon Man - I thought I felt someone’s eyes on me when I was crawling around under my desk disconnecting cables today! Makes me even gladder that I was wearing that short skirt… Certainly wouldn’t want to disappoint, you know. :wink:

[sub]And I’ve never had anyone blush green for me before. Is there some way I can make you do it again?[/sub]

UncleBill - Didn’t think of what first?

And I’m with lurker - I didn’t mean to offend anyone. Just trying to have fun. I’m sorry. :frowning: