Actually, seeing as this was kinda a text medium…and the other ladies seem to be occupied elsewhere…I was hoping to dazzle all of you with my charm and convince you all: Lindy, Bill, and Stephen that well…I have a few receptacles and or digits??? (Oh dear lord, get me drunk and I become a wanton woman!)
/insert bugs bunny voice/“Dogpile on the Tequila, Dogpile on the Tequila” /end voice/
I get the Oh So wonderful [doctor’s voice] Vagina and Clitoris [/doctor’s voice] to tantalize and overwhlem!
Oh, is that what you call it?
Well, in that case…
:Moves in and gives a very deep tongue-kiss to TM before moving down a few inches to her charm…:
(Nice website pics, Tequila! ;))
Oh, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard tits called “receptacles”!
Oops…I think I meant “oriface’s” not receptacles…but hey…tits are good too…though not exactly something I’d a call an “innie”.
hic
UncleBill bends over to pick something up and see the Promised Land! MMmmfffffppphhh… hhhmmmmmmppphhhhfff… hhmmmmwwwwaaaammmmffff…
Oh dear me…I am toasted now. I think I’ll just close my eyes…
Mmmmmmmm uh huh…right there…don’t stop…
[sub]wriggle wriggle writhe[/sub]
Well, Tequila, since UncleBill (the rogue) seems to have captured your (dare I say it? Yes, I must!) better half (ouch!), it looks like I’m going to have to make the supreme sacrifice of playing the selfish male and offering parts of myself to your…let’s say…more active end.
No, really, it’s OK with me…I’ll just sit here and receive Tequila’s…ministrations…
[sub]Jeez, TurboDog is just gonna kill me… Peace, brother! Please?[/sub]
hhhmmffffhhh… mmmmrrrrfffhhh…
::up for air::
gasp, gasp, gasp
::diving back in::
MMmmmmMMMMmmmmm… RRRrrroooowrrrrrmmmmm…
(By the way, I can outline the alphabet in a very nice place with my tongue!)
slurp slurp
Mmmmmfargggl
Damnit my hand still hurts…I can’t even type one-handed for a reason here!
moan squeal slurp suck
::Shifting positions::
::wiping face::
::inserting manliness::
AAAAaaaahhhhhhh!!!
::tiptoeing in the room…::
Wow, look at all the action…the biggest doper-orgy i have witnessed…
But i don’t wanna just be a witness…Which group has room for one more ???
TM?
TP?
AR?
SW?
::sits on the couch, fondling his whip and chains…::
H WatermelonMan…
Yeah I know…I start a “flirt” thread and it ends up being an orgy…sheesh…
and just think, tomorrow morning I will be clutching my coffee cup and hiding in shame…
for now though…hmmmmmmm…I have a hand open…I know it’s not much but if anyone else wanders in, I don’t mind sharing 
::goes and does a pick-up dance in front of TM’s hand::
thinks…What good is this whip and chain for when all I got is a hand?
That should teach me the lesson: Why bother with paegeants and shit, when there is a full swing orgy going on next door?
::settles for what he can get … and is damn pleased!!!::
What drinks have you got, by the way?
And, if I am not mistaken, TM’s hand is as good as anything I have enjoyed in the sensuality department…right?
Hi Tequila!! I bet your back is sore from all that fun last night. Want me to rub it for you?
-L
(I have the REAL kind of handcuffs.)
Well, I'll just start with the high points and then get down to the in depth areas....
Well…::rattle:: a little here ::squirt:: , a little here ::squirt:: then that little part here ::slowly drips a trail of chocolate syrup:: get the idea?
[sub] if you can join 'em, lick 'em [/sub]
looks around Wow! This place got busy awful quick. Lindy, we will coordinate. I’m too stubborn not to make this work eventually! 
Now back to what I was doing…
I’m beginning to… I’m starting to feel like an ice cream sundae… You DO like ice cream sundaes, don’t you?
What a wonderful philosophy! What are you waiting for?!
You know you’re alright by me, or else I would not have written about you in the lesbian orgy thread.
If people pick on you too much, I will punish them.
Una
They make my mouth water.... the whipped cream ::lick:: the chocolate ::drags tongue up trail slowly...:: the cherry....
(bear in mind, TP lives in the town next to the one with the snorkel factory… convenient, isn’t it?)
Oh! Me! Me! Punish me!
Oh, wait. You didn’t mean it like that.
:: sigh ::
Don’t drink but I could sure use some Tequila right about now. Oh you’re already cuffed? Yow. There must be a heaven