Not so fast, mister! Since Lindy has yet to show up, I’m taking advantage of YOU for a time tonight. Now bring that whipped cream and chocolate syrup right over here… I’m sure we can find some way to prevent it from going to waste.
Well, if you shake a little something for me, I’ll shake up this whipped cream for you…
Your wish is my command.
TruePisces shakes her…
What was I supposed to shake again?
Drat! Foiled again! This, THIS is what I get when I try to eat dinner and watch Jeopardy!
Oh, phoo.
Well, TP, I’m here again, but once again, you’re…um…occupied. Brassa-frackin’ frickin’ frackin’!!
We certainly are having a hard time synchronizing, aren’t we?
Oh, well. I comfort myself in the knowledge that I’ve got the furry handcuffs, and someone will take me up on their use later…;)
Lindy, hon…why are your handcuffs furry? Damnit I shaved my fur, I don’t want any fake stuff!
Oh I forgot…
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[sub]streak[/sub]<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[sub] I hope Falcon sees this or I am indeed a moron.[/sub]
I’ll tell you, being behind the bar with Arden Ranger and SexyWriter can really give a guy a GREAT workout! Phew! These wimmins are INSATIABLE!
[sub](but I ain’t done yet, snicker, snicker!)[/sub]
Fake! Heaven forfend!! They’re geniune alpaca-fur-lined handcuffs (even better than most fur because it’s just shorn off–cruelty-free! Unless, of course, you count the cruelty of the other alpacas making fun of the new bald kid)!!
Plus, I dyed the fur lavender.
Want a test drive??
Bill…if’n ya need any help back there…feel free to give me a lil’ wave
giggles
I saw, hon! laughs uncontrollably Thank you. I needed that.
Help me, help me! I have erogenous zones that are not being attended to!
Falcon…yes I will gladly play the fool to get a laugh 
Well, Lindy, personally I prefer cold hard metal circling my flesh…or better yet…your’s. Need a touch of a bit to go with the sensuous. (Am I the only one who likes my bottom lip lightly bitten between those soft warm wet deep kisses??) Oh hey…I found this tin of Altoids in the corner…naw never mind…been overdone…let me go find a bottle of Aftershock and I’ll be right back…evil grin
I’m in heaven, or I will be as soon as Tequila gets back with a mouthfull of Aftershock!
Hey, Tequila, I saw too … and I’ve got a lap right here!
:eek:
Can’t move…suddenly paralyzed…must…wait…for…TM…
And no, you’re not the only one, but…lightly. I’m fragile…
On the other hand, there is something to be said for challenging one’s senses…
Well, sheesh apparently there isn’t anything I can come up with that’s new to this crowd…/me fills her mouth with Aftershock…“wha mmmm da rrr???” drool (gulp)
Oh, I did find some licorice in my freezer…“mmmmm, red vines”…C’mere Lindy…let me drool on ya and I’ll show ya the best way to melt licorice!
Hmmm… she jumps in my lap after disrobing, but her mouth still has AFTERSHOCK sensations after gulping (I love that word!) it down! Can you take THIS?!?
Do tell, you brazen hussy! Or better yet, show!
[sub]Jeez, could I beg any more here?[/sub]
ahem do you know how hard it is to suck while someone’s making you laugh? (On the plus side, my ears finally feel unblocked)
No, actually I don’t. Please demonstrate.
Ooh…you TEASE! Notice the use of the indefinite pronoun (or something) “someone”, all?
OK, OK, I’ll settle down.
:chanting: I won’t be jealous, I WON’T be jealous…
If by any chance you meant me, darling…
On what?