Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread)

The name “Sexy” doesn’t get ya special treatment in here 'cause we are sexy.

But if ya want to slip behind the bar with UncleBill and I, we’ll let you prove it. :wink:

Woo hoo! Count me in! I’m ready to try to live up to my name.

How can I help you two back there?

-L

You take that end and I’ll take this end and we’ll meet in the middle. :smiley:

Hey now. I want in on this sammich!

Hey, you guys wanna keep it down in here? I’m tryin’ to sleep!

I got a couple of somethings nice and soft for you to lay your head on, Euty :wink:

Yeah, that’d be fine and comfy if it weren’t for these bumps here.

Well, okay.If you don’t want 'em I’ll just take my lush softness over and play with SexyWriter and torment UncleBill. :stuck_out_tongue:

Did I say I didn’t want them?

If you think you can live with the bumps they’re allll yours. But be careful, a man could suffocate. :wink:

Don’t worry. I brought my snorkel.

:: swoon ::

Damn. Another one fainted on me.

Who’s next?

Who fainted? I just got a little light-headed there for a moment.

Now, let’s try out that snorkle.

**TruePisces ** finishes bringing a smile to dan’s face and looks around for LindyHopper I told him I’d be here tonight for him…

Well, if he waited for me, I can wait around for him.

goes to the chair in the corner and waits for her hand-cuff carrying man to arrive

Sexy as in Writer? Damn straight you can have a date. As long as it’s with me! I was hoping you might show up here :slight_smile:

Say, anyone seen Persephone?

:stuck_out_tongue:

She’s with me, dan… now shaddap so I can talk to SW :slight_smile:

Gee, TM is taking all the good ones… I may have to take my whipped cream and chocolate syrup and go home…

[Dan walks to the center of the room, bows gracefully…]

I bid you all adieu! Flirt on, you crazy diamonds!

[Exit.]