Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread)

Yes, with mine own eyes! The glasses are a bit grainy and a bit too blue for my own tastes … and I… I… Oh… Oh… O M G.

WOW! Talk about your eye-popping visuals! ooo… I like I like I like…
I need a pic now, TruePisces… are you on the People Pages???

I’m glad you like what you see. Would you like to inspect a little more closely?

Sure am… Just a word, though… I’m not nearly as photogenic as Tequila is…

OK, then, he paid big bucks.

What are you gonna pay me? I accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and gratuitous sex.

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*Originally posted by TruePisces *
**I’m glad you like what you see. Would you like to inspect a little more closely?

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Yes… closer… Closer… Closer still… oooo cannot see. Must try secondary sense… touch!

And if THAT fails… Taste.

:smiley:

Ooh! Touch… seems… to… be…

Um… Yeah.

As I was saying… Touch… seems…

Mmmm… Where was I?

Touch…

OH BABY!

Pay you?

UncleBill, that’s funny!

You have been honored with my presence. :smiley:

Honored with your PRESENTS? What do you have for me?

I AM honored to be in your presence. Now let’s get nekkid and freaky. As long as manhattan doesn’t notice.

All those in favor of me touching TP, say AYE… <silence>

Taste it is! <licks her>

UncleBill, you talk too mcuh…

:: pulls him back down behind the bar and reminds him of the pleasures of ice ::

::silently ravishing Arden Ranger’s breasts while frantically tearing off clothes, hoping noone comes behind the bar looking for a corkscrew, unless they want to play::

huh huh huh … he said “corkscrew”… hehehe

Yeah, yeah…story of my life. Oh, well, I can wait…

:mumble, grumble:

(picked last for kickball, then this… :D)

:starts in on the Godiva liqueur:

Mmmm… I like a man who knows all the ways to use his tongue!

But… I… You were…

Oh damn.

How can I EVER make it up to you?

Tongue-tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit, I.

<looks down> Wow… my Teeming Mass is yearning to be free…

Well, we can’t have it yearning, now can we? reaches down to release dan’s Teeming Mass

Wow! And you were planning on putting that WHERE?!!! :eek:

:: blink blink ::

: bluuuuushhh :

TruePisces, do you have an AIM account, by any chance? Or Yahoo? Or ICQ?

… ANYTHING?? :smiley:

[sub]phone number? fax? if I shout your name to the heavens, will I get a reply?[/sub]

Now it’s my turn to blush

I don’t have any of the above at work… well, phone and fax, but… And as far as shouting my name to the heavens, I fear I am but a mortal girl, so unless I have a heavenly patron listening for my name, I would not hear such a sweet sound. :slight_smile:

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I don’t have any of the above at work… well, phone and fax, but… And as far as shouting my name to the heavens, I fear I am but a mortal girl, so unless I have a heavenly patron listening for my name, I would not hear such a sweet sound.

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Who said anything about work? I meant tonight, in the privacy of your own home! <wink wink wink wink>

SexyWriter here…standing up to be counted.

:slight_smile:

Yes, I said SEXY dammit!!

Is the fun all over, or is there still time to get a date?

-L