Screw the Sarcastic Guy! Ask the Complete Jerk!

You heard me.

[Moderator Hat ON]

Awl-righty, we’ve had quite enough “ask the” threads. Hm, this seems like good Pit fodder…

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::fleeing from the wrath of Alphagene for moving this to his forum::

This is a parody. I think it has gone to far just as much as you do.

I’d rather not, he’s not my type. You see, his penis is blocking the vaginal orifice.

Anyway, not to get off topic… okay, Complete Jerk, do you look anything like Steve Martin?

Ok, explain this:

killibelli

You seem to be confused, frog felcher. Steve Martin is The Jerk. I’m “The Complete Jerk”. What the fuck is a killibelli? If it’s a foreign language or somesuch nonsense, you should be ashamed, who don’t tolerate that sort of crap here in America.
Fuck all y’all.

Why are you such a mook?

what is a mook?

You know this is a big joke, don’t you?

Hey! I’m s’posed to ask you!

I think yer the fookin’ mook pal!

So what’s a mook?