Okay, Scylla, you know what I really really want. But I don’t need your system for it. I can get it at McDonalds. (I hate that commercial!) 
Yo Scylla, you remember me? It’s Charybdis. What, you don’t remember your old buddies from Messina Street? Oh, that’s right, you were feeling unfullfilled. Life as a monster wasn’t good enough for you, so you hadda go seeking out swamis and shit. I bet you didn’t go to Delphi cause they woulda told you to turn your ass around and march right back home. What the hell you got to be all upset about anyway? You the one that got to eat six of those dudes offa Odysseus’ ship. Any other monster would be proud, but your all, “Oh, I’m so worthless, I eat poor sailors that are only trying to get home to their families, I am unfullfilled and shit.” Look at you now. You think you’re enlightened, man you ain’t enlightened. You’re just a monster wearing a golden fleece. Man, you know what? We don’t even need you. I don’t know nobody who wears a golden fleece. Get outta my face.
You’re responsible for Gates, aren’t you? It’s the only explanation.
I want lots and lots of money:)
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I want the strength and courage to do what I must.
[sup]Oh, and lots of money, and to get laid.[/sup]
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[sub]This is all just a ploy to give ChiefScott a heart attack, innit?
Ain’t gonna do it. Because then I’d be at least 50 smiles from where I want to be.
Why don’t you people ever realise that you can’t always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you might find, you get what you need?
Kids these days, jeez!
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I just have to say that the mental image of Scylla singing the Spice Girls is definitely one of the stranger ones I’ve had lately…
(:)x50)Could you clean my apartment?(:)x50)
Scylla,
I really, really, really, want a “zigazig” AHHHHH!!!
Ah, but I just can’t bear to post 100 smilies.
At least not in the same post. So I figure if you add up all my smilies in my 600 some posts, there’s probably 100 there.
I want a new car.
:: pouts ::
Does this involve buying real estate with no money down?
I want to lose 50 pounds, and I want Euty to get laid.
I didn’t know what I really, really wanted. So I sat and thought about it.
Apparently, what I really, really wanted was a nap. Now that I have had that, I don’t know what is left to ask for. I guess I will have to think again . . …
But wait! There’s more! If you rub Scylla’s Secret on your face every night, you’ll have a rosy complexion in four weeks or your money back.
Screw the smileys; give me a pig’s foot and a bucket of beer.
[sub]I had a perfectly good post here and it disappeared. If anybody finds it, please just drop it into the nearest mailbox, thanks.[/sub]
If you call in the next 30 minutes, we’ll throw in the handsome faux-leather carrying case with the mock tortoise-shell grip and folding tripod, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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** bumbazine** wait wait! Is it a GENUINE faux leather carrying case? Cause I want one of those!