Believe it or not, I used to be just like you!
I lacked motivation. I was unable to find a way to unlock my inner potential and experience incredible success and personal fulfillment. Instead, I went through each day just like the one before. It felt like there was a glass ceiling over my head, a cage that I couldn’t break free from.
I was overweight, couldn’t relate to either the opposite or the same sex, I was suffering from a debilitating medical condition known as Harsking-Cortler’s Syndrome. I made minimum wage as a temp for menial labor, and I was only one step away from being unemployed in Greenland. My family wanted nothing to do with me, and spiritually I was bankrupt.
But, now all that’s changed.
I can bench 300 pounds, run a marathon, read a full page book every day. My mind voyages the realms of the multiverse in idle moments so that as I sit here speaking to you, I am also in control of thousands of alternative selves throughout parrallel universes having wonderful adventures, and doing great significant and interesting things.
I’ve mastered the secrets of the temporal fugue and am in contact with both past and future versions of myself, who I can summon for aid and advice at a moment’s notice!
People like me. The truth is, they love me. They want to be near me and help me in whatever capacity possible.
I have a direct personal relationship with God.
I actively give back to charities and am completely fulfilled, mentally, spiritually, sexually fiscally, and emotionally.
The truth is that the world is a marble with pretty veining that I hold in my hand.
How did all this happen? What changed everything?
I spent years and fortunes trying to find the answers. I travelled the far east talking to Swamies, and Gurus and Holy Men.
I spent hours listening to motivational speakers and attending symposiums, but nothing seemed to help me.
It was a sad and terrible and disapointing time of my life that lasted for years.
Then, I came across my simple secrets of success!
Though these came at great cost to myself years to discern, these remarkable insights are something that I’m prepared to share with you for little or no obligation!
I have a simple goal in this thread:
I’ve made the nonnegotioable commitment to change the life of each and every person that clicks here.
I want to make your life better, so that you can equal or even surpass my own personal achievemants and attain success and fulfillment far beyond your wildest dreams.
“It must be tough to be like you?” I hear you saying. “You must be something special. I doubt that I could ever achieve the kind of amazing success and personal fulfillment that you’ve found. It just won’t work for me!”
Well, I’ve got news for you!
That’s the voice of your own mediocrity speaking. It’s holding you back. In fact that’s all that stands between you and the kind of success and fulfillment I’m describing.
It will work for you. It will work for anybody. I’ve shared my secret insights with ordinary people just like you who are now global movers and shakers, and who are proving that my elegant system, which is simplicity itself really does work.
Whatever your dream or your goal, or your wildest desire, you to can attain it.
In order for this system to work for you, I’ll need some kind of commitment. I’ve tried all kinds of different things, but what I find best is when it’s something concrete.
What I need from you in order to hear my amazing insights and incredible secrets to success is hardly anything at all.
I want you to take a minute and reflect on what it is that you really hope for out of life, what you’d like to get from this thread, if what I say is true (and it is.)
Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
But, you’ll need to prove your commitment before hand. So, first I want you to post 100 consecutive have happy smilie faces, and in between smnilie face number fifty and fifty-one, I want you to write down that desire that wish, and post it here.
Then I’ll be back!