SDMB 2015 NCAA Tournament Pool

Ugh, Nova and Virginia just wiped out two of my elite eight. guess that’s what I get for doubting the Spartans. My big gamble is Wichita State over Kansas later today.

Right now I’m in dead-ass last place (not counting the person who didn’t make any picks at all). :frowning: At least I didn’t pick Virginia or Iowa State to win the whole thing.

Heartbreaking night as a fan, pretty good one as a bracketist. Wichita State gave me a much needed shot in the arm and it looks like almost everyone else picked Notre Dame in the next round, so Come On You Shockers!! Looks like almost everybody picked all the other Sweet 16 games the same way.

I was up inside the 90th percentile until the last two games of the night after an awful start on Thursday afternoon. Northern Iowa was my Hail Mary… thanks a lot Louisville.

We have a competition at work. (entry fee is a donation to a local food bank)
I got 24 out of the first 32, but only 8 out of the sweet 16. three out of my top 8 were eliminated (all final 4 still alive)

My method is “pretty much random” - usually picking the favorite but throwing in an upset here and there. I picked the wrong ones…

Brian

Forgot to mention there are prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 20th, 32nd and 56th place
(right now I am tied for 44th)
32nd might still be possible, but 56th is more likely…

Brian

Due to a lack of time, and a lack of interest (thanks Mizzou!) I had no real handle at all on anything other than the top 3 or 4 teams. Somehow my Sweet Sixteen is largely intact. Lot of fun basketball this year though, more close games than I remember there being most years.

Looks like the most important Sweet 16 games for this group will be Notre Dame vs Wichita State, in which I have the Shockers and everyone else currently within 50 points of the lead has the Irish, and Duke-Utah, in which everyone has Duke except, let me see, who was that…oh yes, Utah fukyeah! The other 6 games the leaders will all win or lose together (or, in the case of Villanova and Virginia, have already lost). Some people currently in the bottom half could get a boost from a Louisville win, and some others will get a boost from either MSU or Oklahoma.

I submitted a bracket, then noticed we’re allowed to submit 3. So I made an alternate one that would stand out from the rest. Go Utes!

Fifteen years ago, I wrote a few scripts that would run a bracket pool. One of the features was that it would calculate every possible result from the Sweet 16 onward and give probabilities of each entry winning. I got bored and plugged the “Straight Dope” pool in. (You Bracketeers will just have to suffer.) Here’s what I got back:

These are all the results that, if one of them occur, will eliminate your bracket from consideration. More precisely, these are the results that never happen in all the brackets where you win. (There are other ways for your bracket to lose, but they involve combinations of results.) If your bracket isn’t listed, you’ve already been eliminated:

[spoiler]Best of the Best Sir:

  • Wichita St. in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Duke in the Final 4
  • Utah winning it all

Bo Knows Basketball:

  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah winning it all
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Cats! Wildcats!:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Utah in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Knorf’s Unlikely:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Wichita St. in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah in the Elite 8
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Louisville in the Finals
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah winning it all

Pete:

  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • North Carolina St. in the Finals
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah in the Elite 8
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston:

  • Kentucky winning it all
  • West Virginia in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin in the Finals
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • North Carolina St. in the Final 4
  • Louisville in the Final 4
  • Michigan St. in the Elite 8
  • Duke in the Final 4
  • Utah in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Elite 8

Repurposed Upshot Bracket:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wichita St. in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • North Carolina in the Final 4
  • Xavier in the Elite 8
  • Duke in the Elite 8
  • Utah winning it all
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Retrovertigo:

  • Kentucky winning it all
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Notre Dame winning it all
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Utah in the Elite 8
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Rhodes:

  • West Virginia in the Elite 8
  • Notre Dame in the Final 4
  • Wichita St. in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • North Carolina in the Finals
  • Xavier in the Finals
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Utah in the Elite 8
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Shoeless:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Final 4
  • Wichita St. in the Finals
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • North Carolina in the Elite 8
  • Xavier in the Final 4
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • Louisville in the Finals
  • Oklahoma in the Finals
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Utah in the Finals

Thing Fish:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Duke in the Final 4
  • Utah in the Final 4

Thing Fish boring:

  • West Virginia in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah winning it all
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Thing Fish random:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Utah winning it all

This is Sharpie:

  • West Virginia in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • North Carolina in the Elite 8
  • Xavier in the Final 4
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Utah winning it all
  • UCLA in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Utah Fukyeah!:

  • Kentucky winning it all
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Duke in the Elite 8
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

p des:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • West Virginia in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wichita St. in the Elite 8
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • North Carolina in the Final 4
  • Xavier in the Elite 8
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Duke in the Final 4
  • Utah in the Final 4
  • UCLA in the Elite 8

russianheel 2:

  • Kentucky winning it all
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Duke winning it all
  • Utah winning it all
    [/spoiler]
    Of the 32,768 ways the last 15 games can play out, here’s how many times each bracket would win or tie:


Winner(s)                                         Ways to win  Percent
-----------------------                           -----------  -------
russianheel 2                                            5779   17.636
Utah Fukyeah!                                            5367   16.379
Thing Fish random                                        3672   11.206
Best of the Best Sir                                     3482   10.626
Thing Fish                                               3351   10.226
Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1                            2348    7.166
Bo Knows Basketball                                      1562    4.767
Cats! Wildcats!                                          1500    4.578
Retrovertigo                                             1300    3.967
Repurposed Upshot Bracket                                 752    2.295
Bo Knows Basketball, Thing Fish                           632    1.929
Thing Fish boring                                         332    1.013
Best of the Best Sir, russianheel 2                       324    0.989
Knorf's Unlikely                                          306    0.934
Rhodes                                                    264    0.806
p des                                                     236    0.720
Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random                           180    0.549
Thing Fish, Thing Fish random                             156    0.476
Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie                        142    0.433
Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston                                 128    0.391
Cats! Wildcats!, Knorf's Unlikely                         128    0.391
Pete                                                      122    0.372
Shoeless                                                  102    0.311 
Bo Knows Basketball, Retrovertigo                          88    0.269
Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1, Utah Fukyeah!               84    0.256
Bo Knows Basketball, Thing Fish random                     74    0.226
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete                                  72    0.220
Pete, Retrovertigo                                         68    0.208
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Retrovertigo                    56    0.171
Cats! Wildcats!, Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1             56    0.171
Best of the Best Sir, Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston            34    0.104
Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston, russianheel 2                   24    0.073
Bo Knows Basketball, Shoeless                              16    0.049
Pete, Thing Fish random                                    14    0.043
Shoeless, Thing Fish                                        7    0.021
Bo Knows Basketball, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random        5    0.015
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random  3    0.009
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Thing Fish random                2    0.006
This is Sharpie                                             0    0.000
Labdad55 1                                                  0    0.000
Frosty's Phantastic Picks                                   0    0.000
LabDad55 2                                                  0    0.000
Final                                                       0    0.000
Final (reversals)                                           0    0.000
MinLokWat 2                                                 0    0.000
divemaster 3                                                0    0.000
Fleetwood                                                   0    0.000


Here are the theoretical probabilities of those results happening, based on Ken Pomeroy’s log5 predictions.
Or so I hope – I wrote this in a couple of late night hours, so there might be some subtle bugs (as opposed to the stupid bugs and the stupid programming language where “Kentucky” == “West Virginia”).



Pomeroy Odds
------------
Best of the Best Sir                                          0.28356725
Thing Fish                                                    0.10906035
russianheel 2                                                 0.10626275
Retrovertigo                                                  0.07625352
Utah Fukyeah!                                                 0.07295326
Repurposed Upshot Bracket                                     0.05423925
Knorf's Unlikely                                              0.04359623
Pete                                                          0.04256177
Bo Knows Basketball                                           0.03822882
Cats! Wildcats!                                               0.03366144
Rhodes                                                        0.03023921
Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1                                 0.02759186
Thing Fish boring                                             0.02734263
Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie                            0.01984956
p des                                                         0.01499626
Thing Fish random                                             0.00558232
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete                                     0.00430497
Cats! Wildcats!, Knorf's Unlikely                             0.00343217
Pete, Retrovertigo                                            0.00201756
Best of the Best Sir, russianheel 2                           0.00182662
Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random                               0.00116102
Shoeless                                                      0.00039393
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Retrovertigo                       0.00026922
Cats! Wildcats!, Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1                0.00024568
Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1, Utah Fukyeah!                  0.00017936
Shoeless, Thing Fish                                          0.00016388
Bo Knows Basketball, Thing Fish                               0.00014806
Bo Knows Basketball, Retrovertigo                             0.00014144
Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston                                     0.00013124
Thing Fish, Thing Fish random                                 0.00012978
Bo Knows Basketball, Shoeless                                 0.00008251
Best of the Best Sir, Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston               0.00005510
Pete, Thing Fish random                                       0.00004608
Bo Knows Basketball, Thing Fish random                        0.00003912
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random    0.00000348
Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston, russianheel 2                      0.00000347
Bo Knows Basketball, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random          0.00000216
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Thing Fish random                  0.00000198
LabDad55 2                                                    0.00000000
Fleetwood                                                     0.00000000
MinLokWat 2                                                   0.00000000
Labdad55 1                                                    0.00000000
Frosty's Phantastic Picks                                     0.00000000
This is Sharpie                                               0.00000000
divemaster 3                                                  0.00000000
Final                                                         0.00000000
Final (reversals)                                             0.00000000


Assuming each bracket has the same chance of winning a tiebreaker, here’s the likelihood of each bracket being the final winner:



Winner                                         Winning Shares  Percent
------                                         --------------  -------
russianheel 2                                        5953.000   18.167
Utah Fukyeah!                                        5409.000   16.507
Thing Fish random                                    3887.083   11.862
Thing Fish                                           3748.500   11.440
Best of the Best Sir                                 3661.000   11.172
Little_Pig_of_Straight_Dope 1                        2418.000    7.379
Bo Knows Basketball                                  2024.750    6.179
Cats! Wildcats!                                      1592.000    4.858
Retrovertigo                                         1489.083    4.544
Repurposed Upshot Bracket                             752.000    2.295
Thing Fish boring                                     403.000    1.230
Knorf's Unlikely                                      370.000    1.129
Rhodes                                                264.000    0.806
p des                                                 236.000    0.720
Pete                                                  219.083    0.669
Peter, Ray, Egon, Winston                             157.000    0.479
Shoeless                                              113.500    0.346
This is Sharpie                                        71.000    0.217
Fleetwood                                               0.000    0.000
Final                                                   0.000    0.000
divemaster 3                                            0.000    0.000
LabDad55 2                                              0.000    0.000
MinLokWat 2                                             0.000    0.000
Frosty's Phantastic Picks                               0.000    0.000
Labdad55 1                                              0.000    0.000
Final (reversals)                                       0.000    0.000


Finally, here’s a summary of all our predictions. Teams with a “-” by their name have been eliminated; teams with an “*” have actually made it that far:



-------- Final  1 ----------
13x  1  Kentucky
 4x  2  Arizona
 2x  1  Duke
     1  Wisconsin
 1x  1 -Villanova
     2 -Kansas
     2 -Virginia
     3 -Iowa St.
     5  Utah

-------- Final  2 ----------
16x  1  Kentucky
 7x  1  Duke
     2 -Virginia
 6x  1 -Villanova
 5x  2  Arizona
 3x  1  Wisconsin
 2x  3 -Iowa St.
 1x  2 -Kansas
     3  Oklahoma
     4  Louisville
     5  Utah
     5  West Virginia
     6 -SMU

-------- Final  4 ----------
22x  1  Kentucky
16x  2  Arizona
11x  1  Duke
     1 -Villanova
 9x  2 -Virginia
 7x  1  Wisconsin
     2  Gonzaga
 5x  3 -Iowa St.
 3x  3  Oklahoma
 2x  3 -Baylor
     5  Utah
 1x  2 -Kansas
     3  Notre Dame
     4  Louisville
     5 -Arkansas
     5 -Northern Iowa
     5  West Virginia
     6 -Butler
     6 -Providence
     6 -SMU

-------- Final  8 ----------
24x  1  Kentucky
     1  Wisconsin
22x  2  Arizona
20x  1  Duke
19x  2 -Virginia
18x  1 -Villanova
14x  2  Gonzaga
11x  3 -Iowa St.
     3  Notre Dame
 8x  2 -Kansas
 6x  4  Louisville
 5x  7  Wichita St.
 4x  3 -Baylor
     3  Oklahoma
 3x  5  Utah
 2x  4 -Georgetown
     5 -Arkansas
     5 -Northern Iowa
     5  West Virginia
     7  Michigan St.
 1x  6 -Butler
     6 -Providence
     6 -SMU
     8 -San Diego St.
    11 -Texas

-------- Final 16 ----------
26x  1 *Kentucky
     1 *Wisconsin
     2 *Arizona
25x  1 -Villanova
24x  1 *Duke
     2 -Virginia
23x  3 -Baylor
     3 -Iowa St.
22x  2 *Gonzaga
21x  3 *Notre Dame
20x  3 *Oklahoma
19x  4 *North Carolina
15x  2 -Kansas
14x  4 *Louisville
     5 *Utah
12x  5 -Northern Iowa
     5 *West Virginia
11x  4 -Georgetown
10x  4 -Maryland
     7 *Wichita St.
 6x  6 -Providence
 5x  5 -Arkansas
 3x  6 -SMU
     6 *Xavier
     7 -Iowa
    11 -Texas
    12 -Buffalo
 2x  6 -Butler
     7 *Michigan St.
     8 -San Diego St.
 1x  9 -LSU
    10 -Davidson
    10 -Indiana
    12 -Stephen F. Austin
    12 -Wofford
    13 -Harvard
    13 -Valparaiso

-------- Final 32 ----------
26x  1 *Duke
     1 *Kentucky
     1 *Villanova
     1 *Wisconsin
     2 *Arizona
     2 *Gonzaga
     2 *Virginia
     3 -Baylor
     3 -Iowa St.
     3 *Oklahoma
25x  2 *Kansas
     3 *Notre Dame
     4 *Louisville
     4 *North Carolina
24x  4 *Georgetown
     7 *Michigan St.
23x  5 *Utah
22x  5 *Arkansas
     7 *Wichita St.
21x  5 *Northern Iowa
     6 -SMU
20x  4 *Maryland
     5 *West Virginia
     6 *Xavier
     7 *Iowa
     8 *San Diego St.
17x  8 *North Carolina St.
16x  6 -Providence
     9 -Oklahoma St.
    10 *Ohio St.
15x  6 *Butler
13x  8 *Cincinnati
     9 -Purdue
11x 11 -Texas
10x  7 -VCU
     8 *Oregon
    11 *Dayton
 9x  9 -LSU
 6x  9 -St. John's
    10 -Davidson
    11 -Mississippi
    12 -Buffalo
    13 -Valparaiso
 5x 11 *UCLA
    12 -Wyoming
 4x 10 -Indiana
    12 -Wofford
 3x 12 -Stephen F. Austin
 2x 10 -Georgia
    13 -Eastern Washington
 1x 13 -Harvard
    13 -UC Irvine
    14 -Northeastern
    15 -New Mexico St.


Great analysis Kimble. Sounds about right, actually, based on my historical accuracy. I’ve got a bracket currently in the lead at the Sweet 16 and a ridiculously high chance of blowing it. Familiar territory indeed.

I think Kentucky is gonna be hard for anyone but themselves to beat (those slow starts could be a killer someday). But most of the other teams all have pretty good arguments for being there as well.

Wow! thanks Kimble, that is very interesting!

I was shocked to see that my “random” bracket (not really completely random but based on playing through a simulation using weighted probabilities of each team winning each game), which is now languishing in next to last place, has the third-best chance of winning, just ahead of the bracket I actually thought through! The bracket which had Harvard in the Sweet Sixteen, Baylor in the Final Four, and West Virginia in the final??

But when I think about it, it makes sense; you give that bracket about a 12% chance of winning, which is just about equal to the chance Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com gives West Virginia of beating Kentucky. If that does happen, that bracket will look genius, since everyone else had UK at least in the elite 8, and most had them going to the final. Well, Go Mountaineers!

That’s just a coincidence and a result of poor late-night editing on my part. Even though I stuck the KenPom-adjusted results before it in my post, the report in my fourth spoiler (“Assuming each bracket has the same chance of winning a tiebreaker, here’s the likelihood of each bracket being the final winner:”) that you’re quoting still treats every game as a 50-50 tossup. It just gives you half-credit for being in a 2-way tie for first, one-third-credit for a 3-way tie, etc. My bad. :frowning:

Thing Fish random’s Pomeroy-approved probability of winning is more like 0.63%. Lines from the Pomeroy report:



Thing Fish random                                             0.00558232 / 1
Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random                               0.00116102 / 2
Thing Fish, Thing Fish random                                 0.00012978 / 2
Pete, Thing Fish random                                       0.00004608 / 2
Bo Knows Basketball, Thing Fish random                        0.00003912 / 2
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random    0.00000348 / 4
Bo Knows Basketball, Retrovertigo, Thing Fish random          0.00000216 / 3
Bo Knows Basketball, Pete, Thing Fish random                  0.00000198 / 3
                                                              --------------
                                                              0.00627257 total


I might spam more results tonight if I decide to enter in the Bracketeers’ brackets instead of playing Dragon Age.

I assume that Thing Fish random’s chances of winning are now much, much smaller than they were a couple hours ago. Still, that is pretty awesome software, kimble. Have you thought about monetizing that?

I appreciate the compliment, but the software’s not even in a state where I could toss it onto GitHub without sullying my (non-existent) reputation as a programmer. All the data entry – both entries and game results – is done in Excel. I then use a tiny bit of VBA to turn it into a format that can be copied and pasted into a couple of text files. Those files that can be read by a handful of Perl scripts that have to be edited after each round. Finally, I reformat the outputs to make it look semi-presentable here.

Speaking of which, here’s the Elite Eight update:


Pomeroy Probabilities               Percent
---------------------               -------
Best of the Best Sir                 26.539
russianheel 2                        13.936
Retrovertigo                         12.605
Thing Fish boring                     9.279
Pete                                  9.265
Thing Fish                            7.741
Knorf's Unlikely                      6.290
Rhodes                                5.150
Cats! Wildcats!                       3.959
p des                                 2.996
This is Sharpie                       2.159



FiveThirtyEight Probabilities       Percent
-----------------------------       -------
Best of the Best Sir                 26.390
Pete                                 13.144
Retrovertigo                         12.720
Thing Fish boring                    11.994
russianheel 2                        11.032
Rhodes                                9.169
Knorf's Unlikely                      3.847
Thing Fish                            3.729
This is Sharpie                       3.301
Cats! Wildcats!                       3.298
p des                                 1.368


Results that will kill your brackets dead:[spoiler]Best of the Best Sir:

  • Wisconsin in the Finals
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Duke in the Final 4

Cats! Wildcats!:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Knorf’s Unlikely:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Louisville in the Finals
  • Michigan St. in the Finals
  • Duke winning it all
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Pete:

  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Louisville in the Finals
  • Michigan St. in the Finals
  • Duke winning it all
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Retrovertigo:

  • Kentucky winning it all
  • Notre Dame winning it all
  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Louisville in the Finals
  • Michigan St. in the Finals
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Rhodes:

  • Notre Dame in the Final 4
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Arizona in the Finals
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

Thing Fish:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Louisville winning it all
  • Michigan St. winning it all
  • Duke in the Final 4
  • Gonzaga winning it all

Thing Fish boring:

  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • Duke winning it all
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

This is Sharpie:

  • Wisconsin winning it all
  • Arizona in the Final 4
  • Duke in the Finals
  • Gonzaga in the Final 4

p des:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Notre Dame in the Finals
  • Wisconsin in the Final 4
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Duke in the Final 4

russianheel 2:

  • Kentucky in the Finals
  • Arizona winning it all
  • Duke winning it all[/spoiler]
    The 128 possible results for the Elite Eight, and who wins them:[spoiler]


Winning Possibilities              Total  Percent
---------------------              -----  -------
russianheel 2                         42   32.813
Best of the Best Sir                  22   17.188
Retrovertigo                          16   12.500
Cats! Wildcats!                       10    7.813
Thing Fish                             8    6.250
Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie     7    5.469
p des                                  7    5.469
Rhodes                                 4    3.125
Thing Fish boring                      4    3.125
Knorf's Unlikely                       4    3.125
Pete                                   4    3.125




 Results     Pom Prob    538 Prob   Winner(s)
---------   ----------  ----------  ----------------------------------
KWLD KL K = 0.01563733  0.01885486  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
KWLG KL K = 0.01351212  0.01307547  Best of the Best Sir
KWMD KM K = 0.01612630  0.02952505  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
KWMG KM K = 0.01393464  0.02047504  Best of the Best Sir
KALD KL K = 0.02034832  0.02850726  Rhodes
KALG KL K = 0.01758286  0.01976922  Best of the Best Sir
KAMD KM K = 0.02098460  0.04463986  Rhodes
KAMG KM K = 0.01813267  0.03095685  Best of the Best Sir
NWLD NL N = 0.00086460  0.00080504  russianheel 2
NWLG NL N = 0.00074710  0.00055828  russianheel 2
NWMD NM N = 0.00089164  0.00126062  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
NWMG NM N = 0.00077046  0.00087421  russianheel 2
NALD NL N = 0.00112507  0.00121716  russianheel 2
NALG NL N = 0.00097217  0.00084408  russianheel 2
NAMD NM N = 0.00116025  0.00190597  Cats! Wildcats!
NAMG NM N = 0.00100257  0.00132175  Best of the Best Sir
KWLD KD K = 0.03342048  0.03478446  Thing Fish boring
KWLG KG K = 0.02753284  0.01971593  Best of the Best Sir
KWMD KD K = 0.03404800  0.04859153  Thing Fish boring
KWMG KG K = 0.02804981  0.02754181  Best of the Best Sir
KALD KD K = 0.04348893  0.05259173  Pete
KALG KG K = 0.03582754  0.02980913  Best of the Best Sir
KAMD KD K = 0.04430550  0.07346707  Pete
KAMG KG K = 0.03650026  0.04164133  Best of the Best Sir
NWLD ND N = 0.00184784  0.00148518  Thing Fish boring
NWLG NG N = 0.00152231  0.00084180  russianheel 2
NWMD ND N = 0.00188254  0.00207469  Thing Fish boring
NWMG NG N = 0.00155090  0.00117594  russianheel 2
NALD ND N = 0.00240454  0.00224549  Pete
NALG NG N = 0.00198093  0.00127275  Best of the Best Sir
NAMD ND N = 0.00244968  0.00313680  Pete
NAMG NG N = 0.00201813  0.00177794  Best of the Best Sir
KWLD WL W = 0.00730147  0.00671472  russianheel 2
KWLG WL W = 0.00630916  0.00465652  russianheel 2
KWMD WM W = 0.00752978  0.01051466  russianheel 2
KWMG WM W = 0.00650644  0.00729171  russianheel 2
KALD AL A = 0.01198118  0.00756273  Cats! Wildcats!
KALG AL A = 0.01035286  0.00524460  Thing Fish
KAMD AM A = 0.01235582  0.01184257  Cats! Wildcats!
KAMG AM A = 0.01067659  0.00821259  Thing Fish
NWLD WL W = 0.00158345  0.00101045  russianheel 2
NWLG WL W = 0.00136825  0.00070073  russianheel 2
NWMD WM W = 0.00163297  0.00158228  russianheel 2
NWMG WM W = 0.00141104  0.00109728  russianheel 2
NALD AL A = 0.00259833  0.00113806  Cats! Wildcats!
NALG AL A = 0.00224520  0.00078922  Thing Fish
NAMD AM A = 0.00267958  0.00178211  Cats! Wildcats!
NAMG AM A = 0.00231541  0.00123586  Thing Fish
KWLD WD W = 0.01560488  0.01238767  russianheel 2
KWLG WG W = 0.01285579  0.00702137  russianheel 2
KWMD WD W = 0.01589789  0.01730474  russianheel 2
KWMG WG W = 0.01309718  0.00980837  russianheel 2
KALD AD A = 0.02560646  0.01395213  Knorf's Unlikely
KALG AG A = 0.02109541  0.00790811  Thing Fish
KAMD AD A = 0.02608726  0.01949018  Knorf's Unlikely
KAMG AG A = 0.02149151  0.01104709  Thing Fish
NWLD WD W = 0.00338419  0.00186414  russianheel 2
NWLG WG W = 0.00278800  0.00105660  russianheel 2
NWMD WD W = 0.00344773  0.00260407  russianheel 2
NWMG WG W = 0.00284035  0.00147600  russianheel 2
NALD AD A = 0.00555321  0.00209956  Knorf's Unlikely
NALG AG A = 0.00457491  0.00119004  Thing Fish
NAMD AD A = 0.00565748  0.00293294  Knorf's Unlikely
NAMG AG A = 0.00466081  0.00166240  Thing Fish
KWLD KL L = 0.00381909  0.00436889  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
KWLG KL L = 0.00330005  0.00302974  Best of the Best Sir
KWMD KM M = 0.00399382  0.00789466  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
KWMG KM M = 0.00345103  0.00547479  Best of the Best Sir
KALD KL L = 0.00496965  0.00660546  Rhodes
KALG KL L = 0.00429424  0.00458076  Best of the Best Sir
KAMD KM M = 0.00519702  0.01193619  Rhodes
KAMG KM M = 0.00449071  0.00827751  Best of the Best Sir
NWLD NL L = 0.00036800  0.00031824  russianheel 2
NWLG NL L = 0.00031799  0.00022069  russianheel 2
NWMD NM M = 0.00038484  0.00057506  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
NWMG NM M = 0.00033254  0.00039879  russianheel 2
NALD NL L = 0.00047887  0.00048115  russianheel 2
NALG NL L = 0.00041379  0.00033367  russianheel 2
NAMD NM M = 0.00050078  0.00086945  Cats! Wildcats!
NAMG NM M = 0.00043272  0.00060295  Best of the Best Sir
KWLD KD D = 0.01453224  0.01377646  Retrovertigo
KWLG KG G = 0.01089054  0.00550192  Best of the Best Sir
KWMD KD D = 0.01480511  0.01924478  Retrovertigo
KWMG KG G = 0.01109503  0.00768581  Best of the Best Sir
KALD KD D = 0.01891031  0.02082907  Retrovertigo
KALG KG G = 0.01417149  0.00831853  Best of the Best Sir
KAMD KD D = 0.01926538  0.02909680  Retrovertigo
KAMG KG G = 0.01443758  0.01162042  Best of the Best Sir
NWLD ND D = 0.00140031  0.00100350  Retrovertigo
NWLG NG G = 0.00104940  0.00040077  russianheel 2
NWMD ND D = 0.00142660  0.00140182  Retrovertigo
NWMG NG G = 0.00106910  0.00055985  russianheel 2
NALD ND D = 0.00182217  0.00151722  Retrovertigo
NALG NG G = 0.00136554  0.00060593  Best of the Best Sir
NAMD ND D = 0.00185638  0.00211946  Retrovertigo
NAMG NG G = 0.00139118  0.00084645  Best of the Best Sir
KWLD WL L = 0.00222540  0.00195430  russianheel 2
KWLG WL L = 0.00192295  0.00135527  russianheel 2
KWMD WM M = 0.00232721  0.00353145  Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie
KWMG WM M = 0.00201093  0.00244899  russianheel 2
KALD AL L = 0.00334079  0.00243995  Cats! Wildcats!
KALG AL L = 0.00288676  0.00169206  p des
KAMD AM M = 0.00349364  0.00440903  Cats! Wildcats!
KAMG AM M = 0.00301883  0.00305757  p des
NWLD WL L = 0.00048262  0.00029409  russianheel 2
NWLG WL L = 0.00041703  0.00020394  russianheel 2
NWMD WM M = 0.00050470  0.00053142  russianheel 2
NWMG WM M = 0.00043611  0.00036853  russianheel 2
NALD AL L = 0.00072451  0.00036717  Cats! Wildcats!
NALG AL L = 0.00062604  0.00025463  russianheel 2
NAMD AM M = 0.00075766  0.00066348  Cats! Wildcats!
NAMG AM M = 0.00065469  0.00046011  p des
KWLD WD D = 0.00846800  0.00616251  Retrovertigo
KWLG WG G = 0.00634596  0.00246113  russianheel 2
KWMD WD D = 0.00862700  0.00860861  Retrovertigo
KWMG WG G = 0.00646512  0.00343803  russianheel 2
KALD AD D = 0.01271226  0.00769391  Retrovertigo
KALG AG G = 0.00952663  0.00307273  p des
KAMD AD D = 0.01295095  0.01074787  Retrovertigo
KAMG AG G = 0.00970551  0.00429239  p des
NWLD WD D = 0.00183643  0.00092735  Retrovertigo
NWLG WG G = 0.00137623  0.00037036  russianheel 2
NWMD WD D = 0.00187091  0.00129545  Retrovertigo
NWMG WG G = 0.00140207  0.00051737  russianheel 2
NALD AD D = 0.00275688  0.00115780  Retrovertigo
NALG AG G = 0.00206602  0.00046239  p des
NAMD AD D = 0.00280864  0.00161737  Retrovertigo
NAMG AG G = 0.00210481  0.00064593  p des


It’s awfully convenient for each of the 8 teams left to have a unique initial.[/spoiler]

So the fucking Cheeseheads have broken my bracket already. BAAASSSTIDDS!!!

But wait! There’s still hope from Thing Fish boring! Especially if you think Silver et al. are more accurate than Pomeroy! (Meanwhile, I’m the second person to have a possible points remaining of zero. Yay me!)


Pomeroy Probabilities             Percent
---------------------             -------
Best of the Best Sir               30.066
russianheel 2                      27.196
Thing Fish boring                  24.389
Retrovertigo                       12.547
This is Sharpie                     5.754
FiveThirtyEight Probabilities     Percent
-----------------------------     -------
Thing Fish boring                  30.181
Best of the Best Sir               26.885
russianheel 2                      23.118
Retrovertigo                       12.720
This is Sharpie                     8.418


WINNING results for each bracket:

russianheel 2: (13 possibilities)

  • Wisconsin beats Kentucky AND EITHER:
  • Wisconsin wins it all OR Louisville wins it all OR Gonzaga beats Duke

Best of the Best Sir: (8 possibilities)

  • Gonzaga beats Duke AND Kentucky beats Wisconsin

Retrovertigo: (4 possibilities)

  • Duke wins it all

Thing Fish boring: (2 possibilities)

  • Kentucky beats Duke in the finals

Thing Fish boring, This is Sharpie tie: (5 possibilities)

  • Duke loses in the semifinals (implying Duke beats Gonzaga) AND EITHER:
  • Kentucky beats Wisconsin OR Michigan St. wins it all

Best of the Best is still alive. I did not expect Notre Dame to be the team making me sweat this late in the game.

Well, I wouldn’t be able to take too much credit for that…Thing Fish boring is just picking the favorites in every game.